| Maybe you were struck by lightning
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| Or run over by a truck
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| Maybe a spaceship did abduct you
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| Maybe you ran out of luck
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| Maybe a flock of hungry tigers
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| Happened to cross yours ways
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| Last night
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| Or were you swallowed by a whalefish
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| Maybe you got into a fight
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| Anyway something must
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| Have happened
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| Or else you would have called
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| Maybe you just lost your balance
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| Maybe you just tripped and fell
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| And I was not around to catch you
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| So you went straight down to hell
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| Maybe you were held a prisoner
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| And were charged on false A-complaints
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| Maybe the lord was feeling lonely
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| And you were picked up by the saints
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| Anyway something must
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| Have happened
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| Or else you would have called
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| You’ve got to help me out
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| 'cause I’m running out of reasons
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| Got to help me out
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| Cause I’m running out of patience
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| Got to help me out
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| 'cause I’m running out of you
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| I’m running out of you
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| Maybe you were struck by lightning
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| Or run over by a truck
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| Maybe a spaceship did abduct you
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| Maybe I ran out of luck |