Lyrics Do I Play Hockey - Don Cherry

Do I Play Hockey

So there I was, over in Paris
Eating wine and drinking cheese
And this guy comes up to me and he says
«Where are you from?»
Well, I says «Yeah, I’m from Canada»
And he says «Zoot Allure, mon Dieu, you are from Canada?
Do you play hockey?»
And I says «Do I play hockey?
Well, I play Air hockey, Ball hockey, Barn Hockey, Bubble Hockey, Field hockey,
Floor hockey, Ice hockey, Kitchen hockey, Road hockey, Roller hockey,
Table hockey, Twist hockey
And I play hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey,
hockey,
hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey all the time!
Take shots!
So there I was way out in California
And this guy comes up to me and he says
«Where are you from dude?»
Well, I says «Yeah, I’m from Canada»
And he says «Wow!
Where are you from dude?»
And I says «Look I’m from Canada»
And he says «Wow.
If you’re from Canada?
Do you like, play hockey?»
And I says «Do I play hockey?
So there I was way down under in Australia
And this guy comes up to me and he says
«Where are you from?»
Well, I says «Yeah, I’m from Canada»
And he says «Do right, honey child.
If you’re from Canada?
Do you play hockey?»
And I says «Do I play hockey?
He shoots.
He scores!