| A horse is a horse
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| Of course of course
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| And no one can talk to a horse,
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| Of course
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| That is, of course
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| Unless the horse
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| Is the famous Mister Ed!
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| Go right to the source
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| And ask the horse
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| He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse
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| He’s always on a steady course
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| Talk to Mister Ed!
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| People yakkity-yak a streak
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| And waste your time of day
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| But Mister Ed will never speak
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| Unless he has something to say!
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| Oh, a horse is a horse
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| Of course, of course
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| And this one’ll talk 'til his voice is hoarse
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| You never heard of a talking horse?
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| Well, listen to this:
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| .. . |
| I am Mister Ed! |