| Oh, the monkey’s had a better tale than you
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| Compare to yours all their tales sound so true
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| The way you’re actin' seems to me at all the monkey should go free
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| You’re the one that should be locked up in the Zoo.
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| When I married you I thought you were a man
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| But you’re the biggest ape that’s living in this land
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| I’d like to run you up a tree for the way you lie to me
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| Your swingin' round is gettin' out of hand.
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| Oh, the monkey’s had a better tale than you
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| Compare to yours all their tales sound so true
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| The way you’re actin' seems to me at all the monkey should go free
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| You’re the one that should be locked up in the Zoo.
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| Every monkey has its day so go ahead and play
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| Make your plans and tell your lies and stick to them
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| But from now on I remind you can wag your tail behind you
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| Cause you finally got yourself out on a limb.
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| --- Instrumental ---
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| Every monkey has its day a better tale than you
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| Compare to yours all their tales sound so true
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| The way you’re actin' seems to me at all the monkey should go free
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| You’re the one that should be locked up in the Zoo.
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| Oh, the monkey’s had a better tale than you… |