| There’s nothing left for you now except to hang out with the guys
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| Now everyone can fear you, no one dare look in your eyes
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| When trouble follows your every move, the description always fits your face
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| You’ll have me sure gonna have to prove, the failure you’ll have to take
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| And as the night goes on, the stories unfold
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| Tales of how many drinks you can hold
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| How many pigs it took to hold you down
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| And how many thieves it takes to steal the town
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| I can’t be bothered with him, he’s gonna treat me this way
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| I’m in the back seat and your never going my way
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| What does he have to treat me bad
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| There’s no more chances for Jack The Lad
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| No one ever confronted you, you’re never without a crowd
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| The thought had never cross your mind to do your mother proud
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| Mugging’s your speciality on which you all have bailed
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| I do believe it’s the reason, for this life you’d be even insane
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| And as the night goes on, the stories unfold
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| Tales of how many drinks you can hold
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| How many pigs it took to hold you down
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| And how many thieves it takes to steal the town
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| I can’t be bothered with him, he’s gonna treat me this way
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| I’m in the back seat and your never going my way
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| What does he have to treat me bad
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| I can’t be bothered with him, he’s gonna treat me this way
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| I’m in the back seat and your never going my way
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| What does he have to treat me bad
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| There’s no more chances for Jack The Lad |