| You and me, we like some old-time gangsters
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| I ain’t talkin' about Bonnie and Clyde, that’s played out
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| I wanna talk about you and me, we old-time gangsters too, but like,
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| real real old
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| Old like grandma and grandpa
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| That’s old gangstas
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| And so, if we were that old, then it would be, like, the year 2048!
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| Uh! |
| I can’t wait!
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| As we get older, mmm gettin a delectable body odor Yoda
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| Wanna live my life with my legs wrapped 'round your shoulder
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| Wrinkly arms just wanna hold ya Grandpa Soldier
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| We old gangsters you and me
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| Granny Princess Superstar used to be on Mtv
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| «I got my boyfriend in your shower»
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| Yeah, that was me
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| Now I’m an old lady, flower dresses and necklaces like Mr. T
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| Was on Top of the Pops now I’m Top of the Cops
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| Popped up thot popping poppin Glocks till he drops
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| Grandpa pimpin trollin bankrollin King’s crops
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| Till his pacemaker stops
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| It’s the year 2048
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| Plug in the virtual vidscreen to masturbate- great!
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| At this rate we’ll never get to drop Banksy
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| I’m antsy — Grandpa’s cranky
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| Don’t jerk on your hanky I just bought it, it was fancy
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| Stop dancing please, it’s time to rob currencies
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| Which is currently at 1,000 pounds to 1 US Dollar
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| Pop your collar (Holla!)
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| And get the fresh dentures with the gold tooth cuz we ballas
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| Baby let’s get old (Holla)
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| Baby let’s get old (Holla Holla)
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| Baby let’s get old (You and me)
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| We old gangsters, old gangsters (Why do you holler?)
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| Amazing, you can still spin after the arthritis kicked in
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| And what with the pin in your leg
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| Eat your boiled egg! |
| (What?)
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| I said it’s in the skillet!
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| I cased out an ill joint for us to pillage!
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| It’s in a small village- oh girls, watch the drool
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| There’s some spillage
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| Outside the town
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| It’s an old folk nursing home
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| We can dig underground
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| We’ll get a young bull to dig the tunnel cuz I can’t lift the shovel
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| Or even bend down
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| We’ll attack, escape in a jet car
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| Put on your bifocals and draw up a map
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| Stop whining, it ain’t far!
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| Hit the home at night after visiting hours are over
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| Yoda, you dress up like a nurse
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| Here, take this folder
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| We can go into the rooms while everyone sleeps
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| Rob every last bit of ointment, candy, sweets
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| And things that old people eat
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| I ain’t tryin to be deep but I love you my baby’s father
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| Now that nobody bothers to visit us or calla
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| It’s you and me against the whole wide world
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| And in 2048 you’re still my boo and I’m still your baby girl
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| Yeah, I’m still your baby girl
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| Baby let’s get old (Holla)
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| Baby let’s get old (Holla Holla)
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| Baby let’s get old (You and me)
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| We old gangsters, old gangsters (Why do you holler?)
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| (What a success!) Let’s have sex!
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| Get the viagra they said you can still get erect
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| I bet even though my bits saggy you still wanna shag me
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| (I bet you can’t open up my mouth and put 2 million men inside me)
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| The future’s so nice, just an old gangsta couple
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| Oops! |
| There goes my little putter
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| I’ll leave it at that cuz I’m subtle
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| Come and cuddle with me…
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| Let’s give the grandkids all the loose change!
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| They can buy some penny candy
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| I mean $ 100 candy
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| In a nice big bowl
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| Put the incontinence pads in my panty I gotta go
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| There’s a pop and it’s so dark and drabby and cold
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| Just the way we like it so
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| Give me the telephone and turn up the ring
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| My back’s going out with all this heavy bling bling
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| Baby let’s get old (Holla)
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| Baby let’s get old (Holla Holla)
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| Baby let’s get old (You and me)
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| We old gangsters, old gangsters (Why do you holler?)
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| Baby let’s get old
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| Baby let’s get old
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| Baby let’s get old (You and me)
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| We old gangsters, old gangsters (Why do you holler?)
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| You and me!
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| Holla! |
| (Old gangsters, we old gangsters) |