| Here’s a little story 'bout a friday night,
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| Buckwild, 'cause yo, that’s kind of my style,
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| Check it,
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| On the town with a girl named kay-bee,
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| And a bow-wow-wow yippie-yo yippie any way,
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| I was straight out illin',
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| Why do i say so? |
| 'casue yo, my girl was home chillin,
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| Fancy resteraunt me and kay frontin,
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| It was called lay… um, jay… um, somethin,
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| I was ready to attack her, unh,
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| Giving the sex look like dracula,
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| A little bit of soft music playin,
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| And don perrier, it was on, know what i’m sayin,
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| Every thing was lovely, but then,
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| What the damn, my girlfriend walked in,
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| Oh my goodness, danger, trouble, dread,
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| Oh i’m dead, mayday code red
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| My oh my, what am i to do?
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| Gotta get away, cause my girlfriend’s coming through,
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| Um jay, i gotta, um, well, see, there’s well, this, um, exscuse me,
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| To the back with the mucho-quickness,
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| My girl’s gonna kill me and leave no witnesses,
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| I’m in the bathroom hiding like a punk,
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| But there’s bars on the windows, i can’t jump,
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| Exit stage left, quickly plan b,
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| Gotta find a way that my girl won’t see me,
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| Crawling on the floor, i’m feeling sick,
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| Like this some old charlie chaplin flick,
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| ?? |
| pound and a round a mile-a-minute,
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| This time i really done did it,
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| Down on my hands and knees on the floor,
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| I’m looking at the front door,
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| Ready, set, make the dash,
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| Her back is turned, maybe i can get past,
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| I almost made it, but then, damn, she turned her head,
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| Code red
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| Break it on down
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| All was perfect, the ship was sailing,
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| But now it’s sinking, so yo, i’m bailin',
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| I kept on runnin’even though she saw me,
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| And i sat and waited at home for baby to call me,
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| I watched a little tv,
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| Phone started ringing 'bout 12:23,
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| I picked it up real slow, and said,
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| «mmmmm.hello?»,
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| She wasn’t having it, she snapped, went bezerk,
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| Girl made my head hurt,
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| I tried to be as cool as i could be,
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| I said hey, wadn’t me,
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| She wasn’t having that melody,
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| Needless to say, she left me,
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| Another brother just couldn’t control his head, (the other one)
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| Code red |