Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Pimp Council , by - Ludacris. Release date: 31.12.2001
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Pimp Council |
| All rise… order in the court |
| The honourable judge muthafuckin’Too $hort |
| presidin’over Superior Players Court |
| The first case is the State vs. Fate Wilson A.K.A. |
| Baby Flex |
| You bein’charged wit home invasion and hoe slaughter |
| For fuckin’another nigga’s bitch |
| Listen close to what I say |
| Dog, it might hurt ya I be cuttin’ya girl while you be goin’to work bruh |
| When she first called my conscience was like, Hell naw, Fate don’t |
| But she said, I’m only around the corner, and popped her lil’punt |
| Apartment 5−7-0−1, told her I was eatin’right now |
| Be over there when I get done |
| Got there, knocked on the door |
| She opened up the door half naked, lookin’exquisite |
| Ackin’mad 'cuz I ain’t spoke to her since the last time a nigga hit it She said, Don’t worry forget it since we only have 30 minutes |
| 'Fore her man came home for lunch |
| So I bust my nut and raised up wit |
| Five mnutes to spare, her man unaware |
| I saw him in traffic, beeped the horn and threw a deuce in the air |
| Yea I’m a playa |
| But I feel guilty 'bout cuttin’a broad |
| I need counselin’dog, 'cuz it’s guilty as charged |
| Simply because I felt victim to lust and |
| Knowin’all the while it was my cousin girlfriend I had been fuckin'(Damn!) |
| The court finds you guitly as charged |
| Your sentence is PUI school |
| For pimpin’under the influence, nigga |
| Next case… |
| Oh we got us a repeat offender in the house |
| Jenny Jones A.K.A. |
| Shanwnna |
| Same ol’charge…wanted in 8 states |
| What’s yo story this time? |
| Oh yes yo’honor I see we talkin’again |
| I have no representation now shall we begin |
| I know you seen my face before but… hold on my friend |
| It’s niggas gettin’away wit doin’the…same shit I did |
| I… can't do no bid |
| I got a mortgage and my kids |
| In a forest by the bridge |
| And I drives a Rolls Royce in a porridge wit dem grills |
| So you undertand I was tryna pay me some bills |
| When I was flippin’outta state while I was takin’a chill |
| Shootin’deem and a couple friends, spend a couple ends |
| Took the top off of the drop and let the bubble spin |
| Niggas got off in my knot and let them troubles in So I decided to put that shit in my own hands |
| None of these hoes can fuck me, only God judge me That man told me he love me and he flash money |
| My only crime could just be livin’it filthy |
| So let me hear it on mo’time--not guilty |
| Bailiff, take her into custody |
| (Woman screaming) |
| Oh, not my baby! |
| Hell naw! |
| Next case… |
| State vs. Velvet Jones A.K.A. |
| Ludacris |
| You bein’charged wit impeedin’how traffic |
| Spendin’too much time tryna fuck one hoe |
| How do you plead Mr. Jones? |
| Man I’m the pimp of all pimps and y’all comin’up short |
| Calm down before I hold yo ass contempt of court |
| Ya honor, just be cool, let me approach that bench |
| And sprinkle seasonin’on yo ears 'bout how I choked that beeyotch! |
| Well did she promise you the pussy, mayn? |
| She ceratinly did |
| I got empty McDonald’s cups in my car and my crib |
| She owe me sumthin', bitch betta show me sumthin' |
| Wrap her legs around my waist and start to throw me sumthin' |
| I’m simply the meanest, you lookin’at the stroke of a genius |
| The only verdict made should be the subpoena uh this penis |
| No objections or appeals, let’s cut us a deal |
| And I promise to tell the truth if my partner don’t squeal |
| She’s awfully cautious, said the jury makes her nautious |
| She said she said she’d suck my dick if I dropped the charges |
| Oh no! |
| Time to make ya kidneys shift |
| But didn’t you fuck her best friend? |
| Oh, I plead the fifth |
| Yea, that sound like some shit you’ll say |
| Ol’pimp ass nigga |
| Due to lack of evidence, I’m droppin’the charges |
| Don’t let me see you in here again |
| Let this be a lesson learned |
| If you don’t know you player rules |
| You liable to violate the game and get sent away for a long, long time |
| Remember… never hate on a real player |
| It ain’t gon’get you nowhere, mayn |
| It’s a lotta hoes out there player so… |
| Ain’t no reason fot yuo to fuck ya best friend |
| Or ya cousin or ya brother’s girl |
| Get ya own bitch, mayn, you know what I’m sayin'? |
| You runnin’around here… |
| Violatin’major player rules |
| You 'bout to get the muthafuckin’book thrown at yo bitch ass |
| Fuckin''round in this court |
| You know what I’m sayin'? |
| It’s all about the money baby |
| It it ain’t about the money… it ain’t about SHIT! |
| To all you niggas runnin''round here… |
| Corny than a motherfucker |
| Just tryna fuck a bitch 'cuz you wanna get a nut off |
| Think about that money first, mayn--what is that bitch doin’for you? |
| What are you gettin’outta the situation? |
| Tryna give a bitch sumthin' |
| What you gon’give her sumthin’for--some pussy?! |
| It’s trickin', mayn |
| Don’t be a BEEUTCH! |
| Be a real pimp, nigga |
| Make that hoe pay you for everythang you do Everythang you do you gotta get money, mayn… all day, all night |
| I wouldn’t fuck a bitch for free |
| Just like I wouldn’t rap for free, motherfucker |
| Yea, you know my favorite word… BEEUTCH! |