| They call him a walkin' bottle of beer
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| He stinks like hell, nobody wants him near
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| Joe has just one passion in life
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| Boozing away his days is his only strife
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| Live like a loser, Die like a hero
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| He knocks at my door, asks me for a dime
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| Why don’t you fuck off joe
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| And stop wasting my time
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| I don’t feel one cent of pity for you
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| Nobody does, we all hate you!
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| Live like a loser, Die like a hero
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| Making lots of noise, every night
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| Joe and his bottles get into a fight
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| So everybody is gonna be glad
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| When good 'ol Joe is finally dead!
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| Live like a loser, Die like a hero |