| Welcome my friends to this beautiful Sunday
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| My wife burn my tie on the stove just the other day
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| Your Mama, your Daddy, your greasy, greasy Granny Let’s judge
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| Bill then we all will pray
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| Bob fixed the steeple it looks brand new
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| It’s lunch time now so I guess that’s my cue
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| Look at that guy on the side of the road
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| Better him than us now dear let’s go to church
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| I had a dream I was sleeping tonight
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| Pharissee man what have you done
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| You killed all those people and did not bite your tongue
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| Too ugly, too fat, too short, too tall,
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| I pray His wrath comes down and consumes you all
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| There is a sign on the door that’s written for you
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| It says open your eyes read through the lines try something new
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| Hide me inside lets go out into the hall
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| Does not the Lion himself teach you that it’s against the law
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| I had a dream I was sleeping last night |