| Guess I’m filled with the Christmas spirit
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| Celebrate a jolly man in red
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| Hope my kids don’t find out Santa Clause isn’t real
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| Maybe I should have told them about Jesus instead
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| Last time I heard about it
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| He didn’t come in a Santa outfit
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| Santa Clause is dead!
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| Guess it’s time to thank the easter bunny again
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| For doing absolutely nothing in my life
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| What the heck do a bunch of colored eggs have to do
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| With the Son of God being raised back to life
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| Last time I heard about it
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| He didn’t rise in an easter outfit
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| The easter bunny is dead!
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| Christmas is when I celebrate Jesus' birth
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| Easter’s when I celebrate Jesus' resurrection
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| Jesus is alive! |