| Youth and beauty is so overrated
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| News flash honey, you are hated
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| So lets raise our glasses and make a toast
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| I hate alot of people but I hate you the most
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| (course)
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| I can’t believe that I survived
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| I can’t believe I’m still alive
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| I’m not just old I am old school
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| Gay is finally so uncool
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| I can’t believe that I survived
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| I can’t believe I’m still alive
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| When everyone’s best friend’s a queer, its got to mean the end is near
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| I hate youth and beauty
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| So go get a fohawk and shake your booty
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| Act like a robot, Act like a hetero
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| Its all been done, everythings retro
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| (course)
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| I can’t believe that I survived
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| I can’t believe I’m still alive
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| I’m not just old I am old school
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| Gay is finally so uncool
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| I can’t believe that I survived
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| I can’t believe I’m still alive
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| When everyone’s best friend’s a queer its got to mean the end is near
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| Lets get one thing perfectly straight
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| You’re the kind of idiot that I hate
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| YOu whine and pout
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| And you like No Doubt
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| I’ll give ya something to cry about
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| Youth and beauty is just plain boring |
| Drinking, and smoking, humping, and whoring
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| I’ve got a secret that I want you to keep
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| Youth and beauty just put me to sleep
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| (course)
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| I can’t believe that I survived
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| I can’t believe I’m still alive
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| I’m not just old I’m old school
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| Gay is finally so uncool
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| I can’t believe that I survived
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| I can’t believe I’m still alive
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| When everyone’s best friend’s a queer its got to mean the end is near
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| Starbusrts, Kit kat, good and plenty
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| Some crazy stuff under 20
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| Gitchy porn read, and kinda nerdy
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| Some smart stuff under 30
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| Onion shorts, eyes are sporty
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| Some light hot stuff under 40
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| But bald and fat’s what I find nifty
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| So give me old stuff over 50
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| We hate youth and beauty (x7)
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| We’re gonna kill ya
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| If you’re young and beautiful |