
Date of issue: 12.05.2013
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: High Focus
Song language: English
He's Getting Judged Like an Idiot |
Ladies and gentlemen |
Introducing the all-time failure of the world |
Standing at a towering 5 foot 11, weighting at 10 stone 1 ounce |
The Dirty Dikestar! |
He’s getting judged like an idiot |
He’s getting judged like an idiot |
He’s getting judged like an idiot |
Sitting by the mirror singing fuck life, I live with it |
He just sits about scribbling stuff |
Twiddling thumbs and wishing for some lyrics to come |
But he’s torn by getting pissed and sniffing his drugs |
He’s beyond the point of listening and isn’t in love |
So he’s cold like the winter frost, set the gimmicks off |
He’s getting old letting go of the things he was |
He thinks the city’s what’s making it hassle |
Cocaine papers scraping the barrel |
A chase for the same state of patience, he bites his lip |
And tries to live a little less like a violent prick |
Feeling stressed when the silence hits |
Feeling every bit of time with a line of something nice to sip |
(He's limitless) He’s getting judged like an idiot |
Pubs by the million, drunk like an invalid |
Governed by the skunk piling slumped by the mirror |
Singing fuck another lifestyle, I love life and live with it |
I write a song and block it out, I’m not trying to watch my mouth |
I’m just trying to shot an album and trying not to gout |
I’m a lying rotten scounge, that’s why I’m not about |
Like this bow is saying fuck it, I’ma write it off and bounce |
I’m a dying croc of sand, proud lying with a pen and pad |
Empty bag of wines while I’m trying it with any slag |
And I admit that I’m a prick and I’d like a crib |
But everytime I’m stip I’m gonna have a trouble finding it |
And every chick I love is either backward or perfect |
Or perfectly backward, or naturally worth it |
I’m naturally swerved shit and act like a dick |
And get treated like a twat cause I actually deserve it |
(Hermit) Did your first gig and got nervous |
Spat your fucking dummy out the pram like smurf did |
Man it’s nothing funny but I’m cracking up whatever |
Spastic fuck a jocker like you’re acting under pressure |
Name | Year |
---|---|
Posse Gang Eight Million ft. Ocean Wisdom, Jam Baxter, Remus | 2015 |
Assassination ft. Dirty Dike | 2015 |
There He Goes | 2013 |
Ouch ft. Lee Scott, Jman, Ronnie Bosh | 2018 |
Whoops ft. Rag'n'Bone Man, Jam Baxter | 2018 |
Pork Pie | 2011 |
Freeze ft. Dirty Dike, Ed Scissor, Edward Scissortongue | 2016 |
The Agitated ft. Skuff | 2011 |
Hi I'm James | 2011 |
Much Too Much ft. Dirty Dike | 2011 |
Permanent Midnight | 2018 |
Great Attempt ft. Fliptrix | 2015 |
Alcoholic Tosser | 2015 |
Isleham Swamp | 2015 |
What D'you Expect ft. Mr Key, Jam Baxter, Ronnie Bosh | 2011 |
Plenty More Piss in the Toilet | 2013 |
Velvet Swamp ft. Jam Baxter, Dabbla, GhostTown | 2013 |
Woah ft. Lee Scott | 2018 |
Rant ft. Dirty Dike | 2014 |
Butter Fly | 2015 |