| Ladies and gentlemen
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| Introducing the all-time failure of the world
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| Standing at a towering 5 foot 11, weighting at 10 stone 1 ounce
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| The Dirty Dikestar!
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| He’s getting judged like an idiot
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| He’s getting judged like an idiot
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| He’s getting judged like an idiot
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| Sitting by the mirror singing fuck life, I live with it
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| He just sits about scribbling stuff
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| Twiddling thumbs and wishing for some lyrics to come
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| But he’s torn by getting pissed and sniffing his drugs
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| He’s beyond the point of listening and isn’t in love
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| So he’s cold like the winter frost, set the gimmicks off
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| He’s getting old letting go of the things he was
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| He thinks the city’s what’s making it hassle
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| Cocaine papers scraping the barrel
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| A chase for the same state of patience, he bites his lip
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| And tries to live a little less like a violent prick
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| Feeling stressed when the silence hits
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| Feeling every bit of time with a line of something nice to sip
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| (He's limitless) He’s getting judged like an idiot
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| Pubs by the million, drunk like an invalid
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| Governed by the skunk piling slumped by the mirror
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| Singing fuck another lifestyle, I love life and live with it
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| I write a song and block it out, I’m not trying to watch my mouth
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| I’m just trying to shot an album and trying not to gout
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| I’m a lying rotten scounge, that’s why I’m not about
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| Like this bow is saying fuck it, I’ma write it off and bounce
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| I’m a dying croc of sand, proud lying with a pen and pad
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| Empty bag of wines while I’m trying it with any slag
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| And I admit that I’m a prick and I’d like a crib
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| But everytime I’m stip I’m gonna have a trouble finding it
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| And every chick I love is either backward or perfect
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| Or perfectly backward, or naturally worth it
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| I’m naturally swerved shit and act like a dick
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| And get treated like a twat cause I actually deserve it
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| (Hermit) Did your first gig and got nervous
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| Spat your fucking dummy out the pram like smurf did
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| Man it’s nothing funny but I’m cracking up whatever
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| Spastic fuck a jocker like you’re acting under pressure |