Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Average Wank Fam, artist - Dirty Dike. Date of issue: 27.03.2011
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Average Wank Fam |
| Yah! |
| Piss on your fucking face! |
| How’d ya like me now |
| Whats up wankman, pusman, softman, slugman, Sergeant Shit |
| Hip-hop, suck my cock |
| Average Wank Fam |
| Wot wot wot wot |
| Hip-hop, suck my cock |
| Average Wank Fam |
| Wot wot wot wot |
| It goes cock-slot, sloshpot, average wank |
| I shat my pants at the taxi rank |
| Flagged a caravan, in the back a plan |
| Shagged your rancid nan with a shandy can |
| Fuckman havin it in Amsterdam |
| With a fat bag of chang and a handi-cam |
| Yeah that’s the plan |
| Wham-bam thank you ma’am |
| You get backhand slapped with a rancid palm |
| Blam-Blam! |
| All up in your face with my pork |
| Cause I’m Eggman holdin down the door with the walrus |
| Rawless! |
| That ain’t ID |
| And bruv you dont want to test cause your mates might see |
| Your face get penetrated with HIV |
| Cause I be Bogman all up in your face like beef! |
| You ain’t baked like me |
| My cock tastes like cheese! |
| So microwave my pie and bake my beans! |
| Hip-hop, suck my cock |
| Average Wank Fam |
| Wot wot wot wot |
| Hip-hop, suck my cock |
| Average Wank Fam |
| Wot wot wot wot |
| Slap the oppressor gettin rugged on a rough tip |
| Ridin to battle on the belly of a fuck pig |
| Juicin my pus just to spread it on my crumpets |
| One-tit, Two-tit, pig’s got nuff tits! |
| Sixteen and a thick piss stream |
| Man I sip Jim Beam as my fit bitch cleans |
| And fuck big tits I’m a shit-tits fiend! |
| With a map full of pins where my skinny dick’s been! |
| All city blood |
| All pretty sluts listen up |
| SMB’s all sick as fuck |
| Balls drippin blood |
| Walrus a bitta pus bit of rough with a bad crowd |
| Little Miss Piss givin love to the smack crowd |
| Back Down! |
| Macked out with a fat crown |
| Blacked out lookin smacked out with my pants down! |
| I had a wank at my nan’s house |
| Damn, I better get back in my tank now |
| Baitman the gangster |
| Spaceman the wanker! |
| Wasteman came in a cape in the stanza |
| Salaryman with a crate full of champers |
| Rapeman will shag you |
| Safeman will thank you |
| Sergeant Shit he ain’t changin his pampers |
| Drop turds in the fast lane in a tractor |
| Wankman’ll wank on a plate full of pasta |
| Wankman’ll wank on an eigth of your ganja |
| Wankman wanked on the plane to Alaska |
| Wankman’ll wank on your face if he has to! |
| Pissman, pusman, pigman, fuckman |
| Policeman, Bogman, slugman, nuffman |
| Bigman, buffman, milkman, postman, snowman |
| Smacked out tramps now ya know man |
| Pissman, pusman, pigman, fuckman |
| Policeman, bogman, slugman, nuffman |
| Bigman, buffman, milkman, postman, snowman |
| Smacked out tramps now ya know man |
| Hip-hop, suck my cock |
| Average Wank Fam |
| Wot wot wot wot |
| Hip-hop, suck my cock |
| Average Wank Fam |
| Wot wot wot wot |