Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Me & You, artist - Dirty Dike. Album song Sucking on Prawns in the Moonlight, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 20.09.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: High Focus
Song language: English
Me & You |
You’re talking out your arse, I’m talking out my mouth |
You’re squarking out your bars while I’m walking out the house |
And I don’t make the rules, I just play the game |
And I won’t bring my balls for no shameless bit of fame |
You’re sniffing up your ket, I’m sniffing up my coke |
But I ain’t gonna magnify the difference in a bloke |
You’re living off the dole, I’m living off my soul |
And I don’t wanna bitch about the system when I’m old |
I’m gonna buy some land, you’re gonna buy some drugs |
You’re gonna find a slag while I’m gonna find some love |
You’re smoking on a dick, I’m smoking on a spliff |
You’re showing off your kids and I’m a chauvinistic pig |
You’re ringing up your mum, I’m drinking with your dad |
He’s pissing in the street while he’s fingering a slag |
You’re living in a dream, I dribble in my sleep |
You’re looking in the mirror while I’m spitting to this beat |
You’re going to the fair, I’m going to the shops |
You ain’t gonna hear my fucking album 'til it drops |
You’re pissing in a bog, I’m pissing in a bush |
You listen to the trickle, it’s a mission to the woods |
You’re combing your hair, but nobody cares |
I’m a scruffy fucker but my omen is rare |
You’re over-prepared, I’m casually lax |
I’m sat in the back of a taxi relaxed |
And I don’t wanna prang, I just wanna chill |
When you just wanna hang around with slappers eating pills |
I just wanna fuck, you just wanna wank |
Ladies and gents give a very big thanks and a round of applause |
Man, you’re a nause |
I don’t wanna hang around with mans any more |
You’re trying to be my friend, I’m trying to be a dick |
You’re trying to make it stick while I’m trying to get rid |
(Verse 2 — Jam Baxter) |
I’m straddling a pig, you’re a maggot in a wig |
You’ve gone and bought your whole smackwagon to the gig, why’s it matter who |
I’m with? |
You’re chatting to a twig |
You try and spit a verse and end up fracturing your ribs |
And I don’t wanna judge, you’re on a lot of drugs |
And yeah I know there’s one thousand ways to hold a grudge |
But me I’m trying to speak, you’re just trying to preach |
My ears about to stab itself and drink a pint of bleach |
You’re talking to a child, I’m talking to a dwarf |
With 5 drops of acid in a nice warm sauce |
But you’re doing what you can, I’m doing what you can’t |
You’re stuck being who you are, my whole crew’s who you aren’t |
Backflipping to the past I’d return with a gun |
You’d return with a badly drawn picture of your mum |
You’re staring at my crotch, I’m try’na have a cotch |
Spent the last 5 hours staring at my watch |
Man I just wanna leave, you just wanna grieve |
I’m long past hearing about the shit that you believe |
See I turn up to The Shoobs, you turn up in a bush |
Last seen suckling the virgin in the woods |
Man I just wanna lounge, you just wanna scrounge |
I got a pair of creepy little eyes I can gouge |
And I’ll hand 'em to you, have a chat with your crew |
I bowl around free, you’re entangled in glue |
Gluey hands of a nonce, you’re banned from the swamps |
I’m try’na cook an egg, you’re a cancerous ponce |
I’m living on the edge, you’re living in a hedge |
I’m try’na make an album, you’re try’na make a wedge |
I’m calling you a chief, you’re calling the police |
I’m trawling in the street and you’re absorbed in the mystique |
Man I’m working for myself, you work for someone else |
You watch the world turn while I watch the world melt |
Shut up! |