| Warning lights are flashing down at Quality Control
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| Somebody threw a spanner and they threw him in the hole
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| There’s rumours in the loading bay and anger in the town
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| Somebody blew the whistle and the walls came down
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| There’s a meeting in the boardroom they’re trying to trace the smell
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| There’s leaking in the washroom there’s a sneak in personnel
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| Somewhere in the corridors someone was heard to sneeze
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| 'Goodness me could it be Industrial Disease?'
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| The caretaker was crucified for sleeping at his post
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| They’re refusing to be pacified it’s him they blame the most
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| The watchdog’s got rabies the foreman’s got the fleas
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| And everyone’s concerned about Industrial Disease
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| There’s panic on the switchboard tongues are ties in knots
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| Some come out in sympathy some come out in spots
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| Some blame the management some the employees
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| And everybody knows it’s the Industrial Disease
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| The work force is disgusted downs tools and walks
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| Innocence is injured experience just talks
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| Everyone seeks damages and everyone agrees
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| That these are 'classic symptoms of a monetary squeeze'
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| On ITV and BBC they talk about the curse
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| Philosophy is useless theology is worse
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| History boils over there’s an economics freeze
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| Sociologists invent words that mean 'Industrial Disease'
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| Doctor Parkinson declared 'I'm not surprised to see you here
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| You’ve got smokers cough from smoking brewer’s droop from drinking beer
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| I don’t know how you came to get the Bette Davis knees
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| But worst of all young man you’ve got Industrial Disease'
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| He wrote me a prescription he said 'you are depressed
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| But I’m glad you came to see me to get this off your chest
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| Come back and see me later — next patient please
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| Send in another victim of Industrial Disease'
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| I go down to Speaker’s Corner I’m thunderstruck
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| They got free speech, tourists, police in trucks
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| Two men say they’re Jesus one of them must be wrong
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| There’s a protest singer singing a protest song — he says
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| 'they wanna have a war so they can keep us on our knees
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| They wanna have a war so they can keep their factories
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| They wanna have a war to stop us buying Japanese
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| They wanna have a war to stop Industrial Disease
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| They’re pointing out the enemy to keep you deaf and blind
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| They wanna sap you energy incarcerate your mind
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| They give you Rule Brittania, gassy beer, page three
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| Two weeks in Espana and Sunday striptease'
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| Meanwhile the first Jesus says 'I'd cure it soon
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| Abolish Monday mornings and Friday afternoons'
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| The other one’s out on hunger strike he’s dying by degrees
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| How come Jesus gets Industrial Disease |