| Me and my mate we think you’re great
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| Some we like and some we hate
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| I know him I’ve seen him on the adverts
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| Got any badges posters stickers or t-shirts
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| You were bloody great last time you come
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| I thought me 'ead was stuck in the bass drum
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| Bloody loud, me bloody head hurts
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| Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts
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| So how’d you get a start in show biz
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| My mate’s as good on the drums as he is
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| My mate thinks I’m bloody cracked
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| Please sign my jacket on the back
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| All them badges made of plastic
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| I think they’re great, just fantastic
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| I’m unemployed, he’s still at school
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| He gets annoyed 'cause I’m such a fool
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| You don’t half sweat a lot up there
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| Have you got showers in here?
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| You’re bloody great, my bloody head hurts
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| Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts
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| Yeah, me and my mate like ac-dc
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| Hot & sweaty, loud & greasy
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| My mom says we’re a pair of perverts
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| Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts
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| C’mon mister
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| We hitch-hiked here in pouring rain
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| Now we’ve missed the frigging train.
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| Hey! |
| can I have one of them lagers?
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| Thanks very much, mate. |
| can 'e have one?
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| A-one, a-two, a-one two three four… |