| I’ve got a dentist who’s over seven feet tall
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| Yes I’ve got a dentist who’s over seven feet tall
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| Long John they call him, and he answers every call
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| Well I went to Long Johns office and told him the pain was killin'
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| Yes I went to Long Johns office and told him the pain was killin'
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| He told me not to worry, that my cavity just needed fillin'
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| He said «when I start drillin', I’ll have to give you novocaine»
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| He said, «Yes, when I start drillin', I’ll have to give you novocaine
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| Cause ev’ry woman just can’t stand the pain»
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| He took out his trusted drill
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| And he told me to open wide
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| He said he wouldn’t hurt me
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| But he’d fill my hole inside
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| Long John, Long John, you’ve got that golden touch
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| You thrill me when you drill me, and I need you very much
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| When he got through, he said «Baby that will cost you ten»
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| Yes when he got through, he said «Baby that will cost you ten
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| Six months from now, come back and see me again»
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| Say you’re supposed to see your dentist
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| 'Bout twice a year, that’s right
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| But I think I feel it bobbin'
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| Yes I’ll go back there tonight
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| Long John, Long John, don’t ever move away
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| Say I hope I keep on achin' so I can see you every day |