| Get your veil and get your duster
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| Get the yen for goggles when the wind’s a guster
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| Keep your Hubbard gown
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| Firmly belted down
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| When you’re out in your Stanley Steamer
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| In a gale we never fluster
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| 'Cause we’re told we get that old familiar lustre
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| If you’re dressed in style
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| Ev’ryone will smile
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| When you’re out in your Stanley Steamer
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| Honk, honk!
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| Honk, honk, honk!
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| The donkey used to have his charm
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| But he’s looking at us with alarm
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| For it looks like he’s back to the farm
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| But if you fail with your combustor
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| Then your speed is gonna need a new adjuster
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| And you must be just
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| Just the one we trust
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| Or we won’t step inside
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| No, we won’t take the ride
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| That you plan in your Stanley Steamer
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| That you plan in your Stanley Steamer
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| In your Stanley Steamer automobile
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| Chug, chug, chug, chug
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| Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug
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| That flat tyre was so unexpected
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| There she sat alone and rejected
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| I started to sigh
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| Then I caught the eye
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| Of the man in the Stanley Steamer
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| It began to rain
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| When along the lane
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| Came the man in the Stanley Steamer
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| He was a sight to make me tingle
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| And a dish to make me glad that I was single
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| He proposed a ride
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| So I hopped inside
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| And away we started in the Stanley Steamer
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| It was not that she was stupid
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| Nor the shot she thought she got from Mr Cupid
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| I just lost my heart
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| From the very start
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| To the man in the Stanley Steamer
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| Honk, honk!
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| Honk, honk, honk!
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| The tandem bike has had its day
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| If you’re ridin' one you’ll find that they
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| Poke along in an obsolete way
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| With all the bright anticipation
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| Like a child with a wild imagination
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| And we wanna ride, wanna ride inside
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| Of the latest motor deal
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| Wanna sit behind the wheel
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| With the man in the Stanley Steamer
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| With the man in the Stanley Steamer
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| I’m a-nothin' but a dreamer
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| In your Stanley Steamer
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| Stanley Steamer automobile |