Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Cooler Than You, artist - Diesel Boy. Album song Venus Envy, in the genre Иностранный рокDate of issue: 06.06.2005
Record label: Fat Wreck Chords, Honest Don's
Song language: English
Cooler Than You |
| I’m twenty four, I don’t own a tie I don’t have a job and I love to get = |
| High my hairline’s receding, I’m getting a gut I love to jerk off and I = |
| Love to read smut I can’t beat you up, I can’t run a mile I’m not Calvin = |
| Klein, but I gots my own style I smoke a pack a day, on a good day it’s = |
| Two but with all my faults I’m still cooler than you I can’t drive a = |
| Stick, I don’t really surf my parents disowned me 'cause I’m a real jerk I = |
| Don’t really cook and I don’t wash my car I can’t program the timer on = |
| My vcr I hate doing laundry, can’t stand washing a plate I haven’t seen = |
| A girl naked since 1988 I know this sounds wrong but believe me it’s = |
| True with all this against me I’m still cooler than you now you must = |
| Realize I don’t mean what I say but lying to myself helps me get through = |
| The day we are the same, we are Abbot and Lou you are as I and I are as = |
| You |
| Submitted by: Mel |