| Never make a pretty woman your wife
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| Never make a pretty woman your wife, why?
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| You can’t trust that funny look in her eye
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| Never make a pretty woman your wife
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| How can a angel break my heart?
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| Life’s hard! |
| I’m just trying to play my part
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| But she keeps pushing me, pushing me, pushing me, pushing me
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| Yo yo yo yo! |
| ok, let’s go
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| After a lekker (hot) zef show there by tings n times
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| This hot chick steps to me and says, «I dig your rhymes!»
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| I said, «thanks», you know and played it shmoove
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| She said, «ninja, can’t you sign your name on my boob?»
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| I said, «no problem, what’s your name?""sophie»
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| OK, okey dokey!
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| waarsie fokken koki? |
| (where's the fuckin marker pen)
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| I wrote 'ninja was here', it looked fuckin ill
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| Plus I wrote my number and I drew a duk fokken piel (a nice big penis)
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| I said, «don't be afraid!», sophie said, «I'm not afraid»
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| Then sophie came down to cape town for the holiday
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| I took her to the waterfront, fokken lekker laaney (very fuckin fancy)
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| I got a chip roll, she ordered calamari
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| Yo we had a nice time plus alot of white wine
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| Soon it was night time, 300 buck bill
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| Fine, paid the bill, signed, ass on my mind
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| Sophie said I was a lucky catch of a guy
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| 300 bucks is not too much to splash for a naai (a fuck)
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| Took her back my place, mummies watching soapies
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| Lamming in her stokies (chillin in her slippers), mummy this is sophie
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| «oh, hi sophie!"boom! boom! boom!
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| Let’s go back to my room, yo this shit’s fuckin on
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| Then sophie said, «I didn’t know you live with your mom!»
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| «this is not what I expected! |
| sorry this is hectic!»
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| Just gooi me wif (hook me up with) a blow-job! |
| «no!"wat?
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| Oh I understand! |
| let’s go maybe naai (fuck) in the back seat
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| «what the fuck do you think I am?"I think you fuckin sexy!
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| «just take me to my hotel!"bitch, call a taxi!
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| Nou sit ek soos n jagse doos sonder n ereksie!
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| (now here I sit like a horny idiot with an erection)
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| How can a angel break my heart?
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| Life’s hard! |
| I’m just trying to play my part
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| But she keeps pushing me, pushing me, pushing me, pushing me!
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| Pushing and pushing and pushing! |
| pushing and fuckin pushing!
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| A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol
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| They promise you heaven, give you hell!
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| My little baby is driving me crazy!
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| She makes me a killer
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| She makes me a killer
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| She makes me a killer
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| She makes me a killer
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| She makes me a killer
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| She makes me a killer
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| She makes me a killer
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| She makes me a killer
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| Never make a pretty woman your wife
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| Never make a pretty woman your wife
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| Why?
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| You can’t trust that funny look in her eye
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| Never make a pretty woman your wife
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| If you feeling horny put your hands up
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| Ninja 'bout to kick a little story 'bout miranda
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| I was out dopping by the purple turtle hanging wif some homies
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| Skopped one too many dops (kicked back one too many drinks),
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| damn I need to go pee!
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| I’m on my to take a piss and I see this $copie (girl you have your eye on)
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| She looked just like a coloured angelina jolie
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| The cherry looked very happy to see me, «mister!»
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| «aren't you the rapper from the tv?"is ja
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| I couldn’t help staring at those nice tits
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| Chilling just below them big fat blow job lips
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| Plus a g-string all up in that salty crack
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| I said, «shit! |
| I need to piss but I’ll be back!»
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| That night was a fuckin jol (party), think it was a Thursday
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| DJ bumped some 50, go shorty it’s your birthday
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| Miranda asked me in when I dropped her back at her place
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| On the veranda ninja fucked miranda on the first date
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| And everything was hunky fuckin dory
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| Then comes the twist to this funky little story
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| At my next live show
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| Guess who’s in the front row staring at me like a psycho
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| Miranda’s big green hawk eyes
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| Glued to the ninja like a red beam all night
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| After the show ninja gets rushed by a bunch of poppies (groupies)
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| I tell miranda, here’s some money go buy yourself a doppie (drink)
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| So I’m there signing autographs, smoking a doobie
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| «can I get your autograph?"sure show me your boobies
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| All of a sudden miranda busts in, making a spectacle!
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| Grabs me by the nuts and starts breaking my testicles
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| Jassis! |
| I nearly smacked her cos (jesus! I nearly hit her cause) |
| Those heavy fuckin claws digging
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| Into my balls was very fuckin sore!
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| Eweskielik n hele klomp fokken koppe draai
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| (all of a sudden a whole bunch of fuckin heads turn)
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| Miranda says, «tsy! |
| vat jy my vir n fokken naai?»
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| (hey! are you taking me for a fucking fool?)
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| How can a angel break my heart?
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| Life’s hard! |
| I’m just trying to play my part
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| But she keeps pushing me, pushing me, pushing me, pushing me!
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| Pushing and pushing and pushing! |
| pushing and fuckin pushing!
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| A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol
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| They promise you heaven, give you hell!
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| My little baby is driving me crazy!
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| She makes me a killer
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| She makes me a killer
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| She makes me a killer
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| She makes me a killer
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| She makes me a killer
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| She makes me a killer
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| She makes me a killer
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| She makes me a killer
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| Never make a pretty woman your wife
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| Never make a pretty woman your wife
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| Why?
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| You can’t trust that funny look in her eye
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| Never make a pretty woman your wife
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| Jesus christ!
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| Why do chicks always have to be so fuckin complicated?
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| Like this one chick, lazaan, was fuckin into me!
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| Plus she was a virgin!
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| So this one time me and lazaan was smoking a zol
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| There by dj hi-tek's crib
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| When she says to me, «can't we be alone?»
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| So I took her to hi-tek's room
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| About to close the door, and drop the bomb
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| I said, «I got the bong», she said, «I got the herb!»
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| I told dj hi-tek, «do not disturb!»
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| Then bada-bada-bing! |
| bada-bada-bomb!
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| I put the flame on the motherfuckin bong!
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| Like (bubble bubble!) now the heat is on!
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| Lazaan told me she wanted me to be the one
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| I started slow and sexy, yo I’ma getting some
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| Punani-nani! |
| punani-num-num!
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| Like bada-bada-bam! |
| bada-bada-boom!
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| When hi-tek walks in the motherfuckin room!
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| Like, fuckin blind (stupid)
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| There I was giving it to her from behind
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| I said, «what's the matter bro?»
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| «dj hi-tek you wanna have a go?»
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| Lazaan starts having this moerse (massive) fuckin freak out!
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| There I am standing like a doos (idiot) with my dick out!
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| She’s kicking me! |
| slapping! |
| teeth flaring! |
| swearing!
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| I thought barny said: 'sharing is caring!'
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| How can a angel break my heart?
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| Life’s hard! |
| I’m just trying to play my part
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| But she keeps pushing me, pushing me, pushing me, pushing me!
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| Pushing and pushing and pushing! |
| pushing and fuckin pushing!
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| A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol
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| They promise you heaven, give you hell!
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| My little baby is driving me crazy!
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| She makes me a killer
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| She makes me a killer
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| She makes me a killer
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| She makes me a killer
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| She makes me a killer
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| She makes me a killer
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| She makes me a killer
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| She makes me a killer |