Lyrics The Online Dating Interlude - Dibì

The Online Dating Interlude

People ask me why I rap about the city so much
Or why I fuck with girls that’s pretty so much
I’m on instagram, babe, I value what’s on the surface
But it don’t help 'cause when we talking I don’t get to know much
I hit her with a pick-up line in the DM
But she don’t follow me back, so it goes to message request
And I can’t handle rejection if she ain’t hitting me back
In the next two days then I’ll just end up texting my ex
But she hit me back after the first day
Like «Damn, nigga you thirsty!
You just hit me up like it’s my birthday.»
Feelings are drowning me out
I gotta keep it moving, I can’t just be lounging about
So now we going back and forth and I’m pushing for the tens
Girl, I hope you’re with it, I ain’t looking for a friend
Don’t be playing with me
This is your moment, girl, don’t let it slip away
I’m the golden child and you can be super saiyan with me
She gives her digits, we migrate to the Whatsapp
She says her man calling, she gon' buzz back
I’m not really into discussing this private shit on the phone
That’s just the ammo she needs for the throne
So we should hang out, girl I’ll text you when I’m feeling alone
And you can text me when you feeling the zone
Matter of fact, I’ll hit you up after the show up in the 012
She asks me what it was like
When I was just a rapper that no one knew
Then she ask me, «Dibi, why are your shows litty so much?
Then why you chasing these kiddies so much?
You’re insecure, my nigga, you chasing all of this pussy
But when she says «I love you» then you don’t admit it so much
Then she hit me with that, «You don’t wanna pick, bitch!»
You just want a quick fix, just to say you hit this
Nigga, that’s vindictive
Way too many Instagram hoes on my wish list
I’ve been getting bitches on the phone since Mxit
But it’s a different ball game in twenty-eighteen
She just went from a princess to a slay queen
I was a late bloomer, I only started hitting in my late teens
So this is me making up for the time
I know it may seem crazy
But I don’t wanna think about it too much
If I stay with you then we’re gon' have a baby
You’re way too pretty and I don’t really see us falling in love
I would’ve said it’s love but you was kinda wavy
Oh shit, oh shit, maybe I shouldn’t have said that
I don’t know, should I delete it?
Oh shit, she’s already read it, fuck!
Oh, I think she blue ticked me, she’s off line
No way she’s typing, ok she’s typing
I really don’t know what to say right now
Why is this so odd, I don’t even know what to…
Yeah, ok!
Just, just send it, bro, shit!