
Date of issue: 31.12.2013
Record label: Motown, Universal Music
Song language: English
If A Girl Isn't Pretty |
If a girl isn’t pretty, really pretty |
Like a Miss Atlantic City |
If a girl isn’t pretty like a Miss Atlantic City |
All she gets in life is pity and a pat |
Any nose with deviation |
Is a crime against the nation |
Throw her into jail or maybe drown the cat |
She must shine in every detail |
Like a ring you buy in retail |
With a mounting that can knock the public flat |
If a girl isn’t pretty like a Miss Atlantic City |
There’s just nothing more to say: that’s that |
(That's that) |
If a girl isn’t pretty like a Miss Atlantic City |
She should dump the stage and try another route |
Any guy that spends a quarter |
For a seat just feels he ought-a |
See a figure that his wife can’t substitute |
Men with faces that can cause ya |
To have a temporary nausea |
Will demand a raving beauty and nothing less |
When a girl’s incidentals |
Are no bigger than two lentils |
Well, to me that doesn’t spell success |
(No, no, no, no, no, no |
If a girl isn’t pretty, if a girl isn’t pretty) |
If a girl ain’t perfection |
She can take a pop election |
Every girl must be a dazzler and a beaut' |
Never mind the girl’s equipment |
If it ain’t the right assortment |
Even though she loves her mother |
And she’s nice to her brother |
If her hair ain’t too bright curly |
Better go to China, girlie |
Or to hell on a fast express |
If a girl isn’t pretty like a Miss Atlantic City |
That oblivion is hard, a drag |
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