| Hey, can we have your autograph?
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| My autograph?
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| I’m nobody
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| But wait a minute
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| I’ve got 36 expressions
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| Sweet as pie to tough as leather
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| And that’s six expressions more
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| Than all the Barrymores put together
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| Only six?
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| Instead of kicking me
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| I don’t think they give me a lift
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| I think it’s a plot
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| 'Cause they’re scared that I got
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| Such a gift, I’m miffed
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| 'Cause I’m the greatest star
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| I am by far, but nobody knows it
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| Wait, they’re gonna hear a voice
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| A silver flute
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| They’ll cheer each toot
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| When I expose it
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| Can’t you see the look at me
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| That I’m a natural Camille?
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| As Camille I just feel
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| I have so much to offer
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| I know I’ll be divine because
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| I’m a natural cougher
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| Some ain’t got it, not a lump
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| She a great big clump of talent
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| Laugh, they’ll bend in half
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| Did I tell the story about the traveling salesman?
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| A thousand laughs
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| Stick around for 'em folks
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| A thousand faces, I reiterate
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| When you’re gifted
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| Then you’re gifted
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| These are facts, I have no axe to grind
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| Hey, what are they blind
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| In all of the world so far
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| I’m the greatest star
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| Who is the pip with pizazz?
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| Who is all ginger and jazz?
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| Who is as glamorous as?
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| Who’s an American beauty rose
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| With that American beauty nose
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| And ten American beauty toes
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| Eyes on the target and wham
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| One shot, one gun shot and bam
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| Hey, world, here I am!
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| I’m the greatest star
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| I am by far
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| But nobody knows it
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| That’s why I was born
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| I’ll blow my horn
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| 'Till somebody hears it
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| I’ll light up like a light
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| Right up like a light
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| I’ll flicker and flare up
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| All the world’s gonna stare up
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| Looking down
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| You’ll never see me
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| Try the sky
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| 'Cause that’ll be me
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| I can make 'em cry
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| I can make 'em sigh
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| Someday they’ll clamor
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| For my dram-er
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| Have you guessed yet
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| Who’s the best yet
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| If you ain’t I’ll tell you one more time
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| You bet yer last dime
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| In all the world so far
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| She’s the greatest, greatest
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| Funny, life is far from sunny
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| When the laugh is over
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| And the jokes on you
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| Well, a girl’s gotta have a sense of humor
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| That’s one things you really needs for sure
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| When you’re a funny girl
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| The fellow said «A funny girl»
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| Funny, how it ain’t so funny girl
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| They’re the luckiest people in the world
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| With one person, one very special person
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| A feeling deep in your soul says
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| You were half, now you’re whole
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| No more hunger and thirst
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| But first be a person who needs people
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| People who need people
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| Are the luckiest people in the world |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song I'm The Greatest Star , by - Diana Ross. Song from the album Diana Ross & The Supremes Sing And Perform "Funny Girl", in the genre Поп