| Oh western union man
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| Send a telegram to my baby
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| Send a telegram, send a telegram
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| Who, send a telegram to my baby
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| This is what I want you to do
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| I want you to tell her that I’m all alone
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| I tried to call her on the phone
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| Tell her I’m in misery
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| And think she’s avoiding me
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| And if the telegram don’t do
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| Send a box of candy too
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| And maybe some flowers
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| Tell her that I missed her for hours and hours
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| Send a telegram, send a telegram
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| Send a telegram man
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| To my baby you hear what I say
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| Oh western union man send a telegram
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| Send a telegram to my baby
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| Oh western union man
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| Hey send a telegram
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| Send a telegram, send a telegram
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| Oh send a telegram to my baby
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| This is what I want you to do
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| Listen, tell me have you got a boy you can send
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| This is what I want him to do
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| Put him on his bike right away
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| See if he can get my message through
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| Maybe tomorrow
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| But mail it right away
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| I want the girl to know that I miss her
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| Something like yesterday
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| Send a telegram, send a telegram man
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| To my baby
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| Do you hear what I say
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| Oh western union man why don’t you send a telegram
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| Oh send a telegram to my baby
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| Western union man send a telegram
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| Oh send it right on to my baby
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| Hey western union man
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| Send a telegram, send a telegram |