| Money isn’t everything
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| As anyone who’s rich
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| It can buy pain and misery
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| Or grief
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| Though money isn’t everything
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| I have a pauper’s itch
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| So though I crave a brave
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| Yes
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| I’ll take the chief!
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| He bought me a cat
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| Siamese, imagine that
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| He keeps making
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| Fancy passes at me
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| All those fine and fancy passes
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| Oh joy, now I’ve got
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| Sixty feet of brand new yacht
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| He keeps making
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| Fancy passes at me
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| All those fine and fancy passes
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| He owns New York or Spain
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| But I don’t know which
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| He got fat in Uptown Manhattan
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| Poor Cinderella’s got her a fella who’s rich
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| Every penny, he’s worth a plenty
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| He owns United Airlines
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| That as well?
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| He owns receding hairlines
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| Oh, well!
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| He’s not so hip
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| Or smart as a whip
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| But healthy, wise and wealthy
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| He bought me a summer place
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| Somewhere out in outer space
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| He keeps making
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| Fancy passes at me
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| What a man you’ve got, Diane
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| Did he buy you a mink?
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| Mmmm.Passion pink
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| And a Cadi too?
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| Mmmm, Baby blue
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| You’re speaking of?
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| My baby love!
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| Your Romeo?
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| My Daddy Dough!
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| I love him a lot
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| How much has he got?
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| He’s got a plot of ground
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| He found over oil
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| Oh, my how chic we are
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| He bought New Jersey
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| So he could call me his girl
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| Oh, man, a feat we are!
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| Chocolate excites my tummy
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| Ooh
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| He bought me a firm called Yummy
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| So
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| He’s one of those gents
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| With good bizness cents
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| And quarters, half’s and dollars
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| Ding, dong, ain’t it swell
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| They just delivered the liberty bell
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| How sad all those Philadelphians will be
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| I’ll get half of what he owns
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| To keep up with Mrs. L. B. Jones
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| And if he keeps making fancy passes
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| I’ll start holding evening classes
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| I’ll give him sugar and molasses
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| And the life, I live
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| I’ll live luxuriously
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| From those late and evening classes
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| That sugar and molasses
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| Those fine and fancy passes at me
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| Oooweee
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| My honey
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| Yeah! |