| I step on stage looking like a lumberjack from east Vermont | 
| Killing the whole underground like tunnel rats in Vietnam | 
| Y’all are fucking wack shut your trap when we perform | 
| Fuck your raps, I’m in back puffing wax with Cheech and Chong | 
| Girls everywhere, front to back in cheetah thongs | 
| Rumps as fat as Nia Long’s or some of that Latina porn | 
| They want my seed, they love the fact my semen forms | 
| Inside their uterus and becomes a rapper’s demon spawn | 
| So pack your weed in bongs feel the vibe and break a sweat | 
| Chill reclining waiting for that psilocybin to take effect | 
| Cloud nine this silver lining’s the greatest yet | 
| But if you ain’t saying yes I’m the illest rhyming save your breath | 
| Whoever’s waving TECs I’m killing guys with bayonets | 
| No one you know sprays unless they’re filling nines with Nasonex | 
| Wait a sec I’m just killing time making threats | 
| Today I get to murder these space cadets like Jason X | 
| Place your bets will I live the dream and be the goat | 
| Or do I have to flip a scheme ‘bout triple beams and ki’s of coke | 
| Do I need to boast ‘bout limousines and legal notes | 
| Hey, what if I skateboard in skinny jeans and eat a roach | 
| How about being dope and intravenous lethal dose | 
| To give the fiends whose inner demons didn’t see what means the most | 
| That’s my team’s approach, did our thing and run the shit | 
| Sipping drinks, puffing spliffs, middle fingers up like this. | 
| Diabolic in the place to be | 
| Party people nobody’s fucking with me, I said | 
| Diabolic in the place to be | 
| Emcees nobody’s fucking with me, come on | 
| Diabolic in the place to be | 
| B-boys nobody’s fucking with me, I said | 
| Diabolic in the place to be | 
| Let them know nobody’s fucking with me, nah | 
| Yo, I’m about to quit, I’m giving up, I hate the scene | 
| ‘Cause fake friends are switching up it isn’t what they make it seem | 
| So here’s a dick to suck, lick my nuts and taint between | 
| My ballsack and asshole it’s been a month since they’ve been cleaned | 
| And I don’t give a fuck I’m twisting up this strain of green | 
| In the cut liquored up with a slut I reign supreme | 
| And I don’t need to spend a million bucks to chase the dream | 
| ‘Cause my dick’s enough to make bitches blush like Maybelline | 
| I just make up schemes stunting bitch stacking gwap | 
| That’s word to the custom fitted platinum watch I haven’t got | 
| My life has sucked a bit a struggle with a tragic plot | 
| But who cares I’m loving it double fisting 'Gnac and Scotch | 
| Bag of pot on some other shit an astronaut | 
| Abducting chicks all aboard the mothership to planet rock | 
| My DJ’s running shit we pack the spot | 
| More nights ‘round tables than the government in Camelot | 
| I ain’t clapping shots or cutting bricks for crack to cop | 
| Pushed the Geto Boys like a publicist for Rap-a-Lot | 
| I’m the aftershock of Rakim, G Rap and Pac | 
| Upper echelon, to me Travis Scott’s a laughing stock | 
| Among other up-and-coming rappers that just dropped | 
| Luckily for y’all it don’t matter if you’re wack or not | 
| All that matters is the fashion on your Magnavox | 
| Having gwap and flashing, I am living in a paradox | 
| It has to stop so I’ma smoke chugging Bud Light | 
| And fuck up more relationships than Joe Budden’s love life | 
| Haters flip, all these pole hugging cunts might | 
| Get vaginoplasty pussies so fucking uptight. | 
| Diabolic in the place to be | 
| Party people nobody’s fucking with me, I said | 
| Diabolic in the place to be | 
| Emcees nobody’s fucking with me, come on | 
| Diabolic in the place to be | 
| B-boys nobody’s fucking with me, I said | 
| Diabolic in the place to be | 
| Tell Kweli nobody’s fucking with me, nah |