| I’m envious of your IQ of |
| Thirty-seven |
| Thirty-seven |
| I’m envious of your IQ of |
| Thirty-seven |
| Thirty-seven |
| I’m envious of your IQ of |
| Thirty-seven |
| Thirty-seven |
| I’m envious of your IQ of |
| Thirty-seven |
| Thirty-seven |
| You, you’re the one |
| It’s written all over your face |
| You, you’re the one |
| I’d like to take your place |
| I’m envious of your IQ of |
| Thirty-seven |
| Thirty-seven |
| I’m envious of your IQ of |
| Thirty-seven |
| Thirty-seven |
| Your lack of brains, it drives me crazy |
| Thirty-seven |
| Thirty-seven |
| It’s the only way to get by and be lazy |
| Thirty-seven |
| Thirty-seven |
| You, you’re the one |
| It’s written all over your face |
| You, you’re so dumb |
| I’d like to take your place |
| ‘Cause I’m envious of your IQ of |
| Thirty-seven |
| Thirty-seven |
| I’m envious of your IQ of |
| Thirty-seven |
| Thirty-seven |
| From where I come it’s the dumber the better |
| Thirty-seven |
| Thirty-seven |
| No-one likes a really go getter |
| Thirty-seven |
| Thirty-seven |
| You, you’re the one |
| It’s written all over your face |
| You, you’re so dumb |
| I’d like to take your place |
| …your place |
| ‘Cause I’m envious of your IQ of |
| Thirty-seven |
| Thirty-seven |
| I’m envious of your IQ of |
| Thirty-seven |
| Thirty-seven |
| I’m so envious of your IQ of |
| Thirty-seven |
| Thirty-seven |
| Well, I’m envious of your IQ of |
| Thirty-seven |
| Thirty-seven |