| If the seeds that come for me are protecting your lie
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| Why fight? |
| Just come towards with forces, do it now!
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| I crawl around ivory thrones and your wandering eye, your wandering eye,
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| your wandering eye, your…
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| Oh, sing it loud!
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| Those wandering eyes are so weak, so sing it:
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| Oh, sing it loud!
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| Ah! |
| Oh, no, you’ve gone away!
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| FETID HUMAN, RELEASE ME!
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| Not so fast… we need to get a few things clear, we’re going to need you to
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| sign a truce, this is our lawyer
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| Hello Ziltoid, this contract between us:
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| -You agree to join forces with the humans (Yes!)
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| -You agree to not turn against the humans (Yes!)
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| -At the end of the day, forthwith and without prejudice (Yes!)
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| -You relinquish your command over to Captain Spectacular (OK!)
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| -Very good, sign here… here…and here
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| OKAY! |
| Thank you very much… do you mind if I use the bathroom for a moment?
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| Not at all.
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| Yes, out in a jiffy!
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| Silly humans, they free me, yet they do not know the depth of my evil.
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| Yes, I have something in mind for them, and the war princess
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| Captain spectacular frees Ziltoid… and an uneasy truce is born
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| The battle’s about to begin, the war about to commence
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| Preparations for the alliance are now underway
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| Ziltoid and the human army get their collective poop in a great big shiny group
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| The first order of business: beat that war princess before she begins stage
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| three of her attack!
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| Ziltoid knows of something even more powerful! |
| Something so crazy and dangerous,
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| no mere mortal dare utter the name of aloud unless they want their head to
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| explode into tiny bulbous shards
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| But for the sake of your listening pleasure and today’s story, we’re just going
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| to call it by the human translation: Herman The Planet Smasher
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| Now, don’t pull any fast ones, Ziltoid, you need to get that weapon of yours
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| down here
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| There’s a lot riding on this trust I’ve got in you. |
| Don’t let me down!
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| Aye Aye captain poopypants, don’t worry I shan’t let you down, I’m on your side!
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| Ziltoid is keeping to himself that he’s only too aware of the great danger of
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| dealing with the Planet Smasher… and just what it might bring… |