
Date of issue: 30.10.2014
Song language: English
Wandering Eye |
If the seeds that come for me are protecting your lie |
Why fight? |
Just come towards with forces, do it now! |
I crawl around ivory thrones and your wandering eye, your wandering eye, |
your wandering eye, your… |
Oh, sing it loud! |
Those wandering eyes are so weak, so sing it: |
Oh, sing it loud! |
Ah! |
Oh, no, you’ve gone away! |
FETID HUMAN, RELEASE ME! |
Not so fast… we need to get a few things clear, we’re going to need you to |
sign a truce, this is our lawyer |
Hello Ziltoid, this contract between us: |
-You agree to join forces with the humans (Yes!) |
-You agree to not turn against the humans (Yes!) |
-At the end of the day, forthwith and without prejudice (Yes!) |
-You relinquish your command over to Captain Spectacular (OK!) |
-Very good, sign here… here…and here |
OKAY! |
Thank you very much… do you mind if I use the bathroom for a moment? |
Not at all. |
Yes, out in a jiffy! |
Silly humans, they free me, yet they do not know the depth of my evil. |
Yes, I have something in mind for them, and the war princess |
Captain spectacular frees Ziltoid… and an uneasy truce is born |
The battle’s about to begin, the war about to commence |
Preparations for the alliance are now underway |
Ziltoid and the human army get their collective poop in a great big shiny group |
The first order of business: beat that war princess before she begins stage |
three of her attack! |
Ziltoid knows of something even more powerful! |
Something so crazy and dangerous, |
no mere mortal dare utter the name of aloud unless they want their head to |
explode into tiny bulbous shards |
But for the sake of your listening pleasure and today’s story, we’re just going |
to call it by the human translation: Herman The Planet Smasher |
Now, don’t pull any fast ones, Ziltoid, you need to get that weapon of yours |
down here |
There’s a lot riding on this trust I’ve got in you. |
Don’t let me down! |
Aye Aye captain poopypants, don’t worry I shan’t let you down, I’m on your side! |
Ziltoid is keeping to himself that he’s only too aware of the great danger of |
dealing with the Planet Smasher… and just what it might bring… |