| I know!
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| Raised before the sky bleeds
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| For we are, we are light!
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| I wallow… but I’m not sorry at all!
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| The Planet Smasher…
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| A creature with a voice so powerful, one word can destroy galaxies, universes!
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| One utterance of the most powerful sonic force of anything, anywhere can defeat
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| Blattaria!
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| Way out in space and far from home
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| Who’s the maker? |
| Who’s the man?
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| Who’s the maker? |
| Who’s the man?
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| It’s your way out…
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| Raise before the night bleeds
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| A man will come and be flown away
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| Come forth as the time needs
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| Free in the universe
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| Night, the infinite darkness. |
| The death of a star. |
| These things will all come
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| to pass unless Ziltoid and the humans are victorious
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| We’re on our way… follow!
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| All gone astray? |
| We fly!
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| Legend has spoken of the Planet Smasher in hushed tones…
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| The size of 50 elephants, a huge gaping maw baring rows of dagger-like teeth!
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| Claws that could tear a human in half with a single, effortless swipe!
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| Eyes that burn like a hellish furnace! |
| Get a hold of yourselves, humans…
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| And prepare. |
| He. |
| is. |
| COMING!
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| Coming to Earth, coming to Earth, coming to Earth…
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| Coming to Earth, coming to Earth, coming to Earth…
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| Coming to Earth, coming to Earth, coming to Earth…
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| Coming to Earth, coming to Earth, coming to Earth…
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| On the horizon, a looming shadow begins to appear
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| THE PLANET SMASHER
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| Coming to Earth, coming to Earth, coming to Earth…
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| Coming to Earth, coming to Earth, coming to Earth…
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| Coming to Earth, coming to Earth, coming to Earth…
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| Coming to Earth, coming to Earth, coming to Earth…
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| HE HAS ARRIVED!
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| He’s so cute! |
| Haha!
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| No, no, no… He’s terrifying!
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| No, no, no… Just look at him! |
| … He’s so FUZZY!
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| No, seriously, don’t provoke him!
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| Well, as it turns out, the Planet Smasher is just a little guy…
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| Furry, and about the size of a football
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| And with the most adorable little toes… you could just eat them up!
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| The stage is set…
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| The immensely powerful, though admittedly cute as a button Planet Smasher
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| Is wielded carefully by the humans. |
| Ziltoid leads the army, and it has been
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| decided that he will be given the weapon at the right moment
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| Ziltoid is the only one capable of summoning the Smasher’s mighty roar
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| But is even he strong enough? |