| Walkin' with my gal, tryin' to talk, tryin' to laugh |
| Tryin' not to bring up all the bitches in the past |
| We crossed the grass |
| As we stroll everything goes, kinda smooth |
| I almost got in the mood |
| She conversate’s about the tux and the cake |
| While I got a bunch of rocks chuckin' 'em at the ducks in the lake |
| «What? My mistake, I didn’t hear. What you say? |
| Oh yeah, it is, a nice day.» |
| And then a fine gal start walkin' |
| With a sway in her hips |
| And a lot of gloss on her lips |
| She started to trip and said, «Nigga where you been? |
| He look just like you and he damn near ten.» |
| And my gal gave me an evil… kind of grin |
| And then she said, «Have you ever been in. |
| A girl like that?"Yo, I couldn’t pretend |
| I tried to tell her the truth but I didn’t know what to do |
| But |
| What? |
| (What was that all about? And who was that you was talkin' to?) |
| Who? |
| (Oh, now you gonna play dumb? That girl you were just talkin' to.) |
| When? |
| (She came up on us from out the bushes. Fuck that hoe, I’m outta here.) |
| Why? |
| On the way home, tryin' to cover his tracks |
| «C'mon sat baby why you second guessin' a nigga |
| Enough of that. Let’s get it straight. You the only woman that I’m with |
| All them other hoes I used to have, they don’t mean shit |
| Now we can talk about our future, forget about the past |
| Go on to somethin' new and throw away our old trash |
| And I know I fucked up |
| A time or two I did wrong and lied to you |
| But from now on what I’m gon' try to do |
| Is make you feel real good everyday that I can. (Oh yeah?) |
| Make you feel happy, just to say that I’m your man. (Okay.) |
| Now what’s that in your hand? (The fuck is this?) |
| Naw, a phone number, naw, I don’t remember no Cassandra |
| The area code? That’s Atlanta |
| Uh uh, get the remote and change the channel |
| Who you fienda call? Girl that don’t make no sense at all |
| Naw, I don’t want it. Why you pass it to me? |
| Hello? Heeeeey |
| What? |
| (I'm ready to fuck. I’m horny and I need some dick.) |
| Who? |
| (From you Devin. The Dude. Who else would I want some from?) |
| When? |
| (As soon as you can baby. I’m over here waitin' on you. I need it.) |
| Why? |
| (Because your shit’s so good. |
| You make me cum every time you fuck me and I need that right now.) |
| Yeah, I fucked up so I figured that I’d take her |
| On a nice vacation, uh huh the island of Jamaica |
| With the wonder weather, exotic creatures and birds |
| Trees we’ve never seen a lot of creatures and herbs |
| So landed safely and we bailed off the plane |
| What the hell is that smell man? |
| Damn, something like a paper mill, oh well let the day begin |
| Escorted out the van I grabbed the hand of my lady friend |
| Goin' sight seein', I might be in luck |
| Seems that she forgot that I’ve been fuckin' up |
| We jumped out the van |
| Our toes hit the sand |
| My lady’s lookin' so fine and people know I’m her man |
| I let go of her palm to find a tree so we can rest |
| She kept walkin', sayin' she’d be back in about an hour or less |
| Two hours later and with a muscle bound Jamaican |
| They woke me up talkin' 'bout «Your spot has been taken mon |
| Take your ass back to the states |
| This woman belongs to me now.» |