Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song How Can I Be a Hero?, artist - Dethklok. Album song The Doomstar Requiem: A Klok Opera Soundtrack, in the genre
Date of issue: 27.10.2013
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Bs
Song language: English
How Can I Be a Hero? |
What is a hero? |
Who am I? |
I’m a simple multi-platinum rockstar |
Living a simple multi-platinum life |
I don’t know 'bout that crazy world |
Just driving this A-list mile |
I’m just a filthy rich economic power |
And all that I need, I buy |
Oh, how can I be a hero |
When I’m just a krillionare? |
There ain’t no groupie blowjob |
That can help me to prepare |
How can I be a hero |
When I’m just a man that is larger than life? |
I’m just a tiny little minuscule superstar trying to get by |
Maybe if we threw this life away |
We could learn to live a different way |
Oh, I’ll go back to school and get myself a degree |
In something fucking useless like psychology |
I could gets myself a wifes and leads a different lifes |
And hides out in the bathroom and jack offs every nights |
Start driving a hybrid, brag that I’m saving the planet |
Quotes SNL’s at works all days and acts like it’s adlibs |
But if that’s the life of a regular jackoff |
I’ll probably just kill myself |
Yeah! |
How can I be a hero |
When my dick is big as a shoe? |
There ain’t no all-access passes |
That will help me to break through |
So many items on my backstage rider |
But there ain’t no bravery |
I’m just the 7th top financial power, but I’m little ol' me |
How can I be a hero |
When I get everything for free? |
I’ve screweds more girls than Wilt Chamberlains |
I can proves it with my STD’s |
How can I be a hero |
When we’re the world’s largest metal band? |
I’ll never be a hero |
'Cause I’m better than everyone, but I’m just a man |
I’m afraid the answer is no |