| What is a hero?
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| Who am I?
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| I’m a simple multi-platinum rockstar
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| Living a simple multi-platinum life
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| I don’t know 'bout that crazy world
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| Just driving this A-list mile
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| I’m just a filthy rich economic power
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| And all that I need, I buy
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| Oh, how can I be a hero
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| When I’m just a krillionare?
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| There ain’t no groupie blowjob
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| That can help me to prepare
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| How can I be a hero
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| When I’m just a man that is larger than life?
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| I’m just a tiny little minuscule superstar trying to get by
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| Maybe if we threw this life away
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| We could learn to live a different way
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| Oh, I’ll go back to school and get myself a degree
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| In something fucking useless like psychology
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| I could gets myself a wifes and leads a different lifes
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| And hides out in the bathroom and jack offs every nights
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| Start driving a hybrid, brag that I’m saving the planet
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| Quotes SNL’s at works all days and acts like it’s adlibs
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| But if that’s the life of a regular jackoff
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| I’ll probably just kill myself
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| Yeah!
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| How can I be a hero
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| When my dick is big as a shoe?
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| There ain’t no all-access passes
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| That will help me to break through
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| So many items on my backstage rider
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| But there ain’t no bravery
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| I’m just the 7th top financial power, but I’m little ol' me
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| How can I be a hero
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| When I get everything for free?
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| I’ve screweds more girls than Wilt Chamberlains
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| I can proves it with my STD’s
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| How can I be a hero
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| When we’re the world’s largest metal band?
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| I’ll never be a hero
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| 'Cause I’m better than everyone, but I’m just a man
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| I’m afraid the answer is no |