| Congratulations
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| You have invented a new kind of stupid:
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| A 'damage you can never undo' kind of stupid
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| An 'open all the cages at the zoo' kind of stupid
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| Truly, you didn’t think this through? |
| Kind of stupid
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| Let’s review
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| You took a rumor a few, maybe two, people knew and refuted it by sharing an
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| affair of which no one has accused you
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| I begged you to take a break, you refused to
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| So scared of what your enemies might do to you
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| But you’re the only enemy you ever seem to lose to
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| You know why Jefferson can do what he wants?
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| He doesn’t dignify schoolyard taunts with a response!
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| So yeah, congratulations!
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| You’ve redefined your legacy
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| Congratulations
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| I languished in a loveless marriage in London
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| I lived only to read your letters
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| I look at you and think 'God, what have we done with our lives and what did it
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| get us?'
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| That doesn’t wipe the tears or the years away
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| But I’m back in the city and I’m here to stay
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| I know what I’m here to do
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| I’m not here for you
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| I know my sister like I know my own mind
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| You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind
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| And a million years ago, she said to me 'this one’s mine'
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| So I stood by
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| Do you know why?
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| I love my sister more than anything in this life
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| I will choose her happiness over mine every time
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| Eliza
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| Is the best thing in our life
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| So never lose sight of the fact that you have been blessed with the best wife
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| Congratulations
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| For the rest of your life
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| Every sacrifice you make is for my sister
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| Give her the best life
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| Congratulations |