| When my brother Pat went to court on Mary Dempsey
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| We didn’t know how we’d go
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| As sure as he never made his date
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| Cos he was over two week late
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| So I guess his watch was running kind of slow
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| Now Mary soon told the neighbours
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| That something ain’t right
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| We were all sent to search night and day
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| Sure we tried every part of town
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| But no sign of Pat McGowan
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| Returned upon the doorstep with this to say
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| I took the wrong road out of Dundalk
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| Missed a turnin' at Dungarvan
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| Ended up in Cork
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| Went to Galway, Dublin and on to New York
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| Oh, I guess I took the long way home
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| Now old Father John went to sound in all the church bells
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| He couldn’t miss all the fun
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| Though he never had a smile
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| Sure he was laughing all the while
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| When we told him 'bout the things that Pat had done
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| And there was no tellin' Mary it was all a mistake
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| Fore' she had no sense of humour that day
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| And though she didn’t mind the craic
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| She swore she’d never take take him back
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| After landing in her doorstep with this to say
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| I took the wrong road out of Dundalk
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| Missed a turnin' at Dungarvan
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| Ended up in Cork
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| Went to Galway, Dublin and on to New York
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| Oh, I guess I took the long way home
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| Hey wait a moment
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| There’s always somewhere to go
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| Oh, yes there is
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| Wait a moment then move off kind of slow
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| When my brother Pat went to court on Mary Dempsey
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| He didn’t think what he’d start
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| For another pub in town
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| Sure there’s talks of Par McGowan
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| And the road he took to winning Mary’s heart
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| Now Mary don’t take it lightly
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| For letting her down
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| She’s not one to sulk everyday
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| So when the Ceile came around
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| Sure she went with Pat McGowan
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| Having turned up on his doorstep with this to say
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| I took the wrong road out of Dundalk
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| Missed a turnin' at Dungarvan
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| Ended up in Cork
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| Went to Galway, Dublin and on to New York
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| So I guess I took the long way home
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| I took the wrong road out of Dundalk
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| Missed a turnin' at Dungarvan
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| Ended up in Cork
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| Went to Galway, Dublin and on to New York
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| So I guess I took the long way home
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| Oh, I guess I took the long way gone |