| Rest in peace, Machine Bun Jelly
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| Dear Stan… oop, shit, scratch that
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| Dear Mr. I’m-too-good-to-call-or-write-the-Stans
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| This is the last package I ever send your ass
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| But it’s your eulogy, stupid geek, hope you like it
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| Took me two beers and a jelly sandwich to write it
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| Been six days now, no word, I don’t deserve it
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| You got my last diss, bitch, 'cause it was perfect!
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| The flow was a little off 'cause I had a fifth of vodka
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| Marshall came through with the kill
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| And then shot ya
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| But this is the double tap to this fuckin' brat
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| And the rest of mumble rap (Woo)
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| It’s time to cut the track like a lumberjack
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| Can’t believe you need a bodyguard to chuck a jab
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| Talkin' up a bunch of smack, what the fuck is up with that?
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| Only place your punches land
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| Is a fuckin' punching bag, cut the act
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| I’m sure this barrel will fit where your apparel would sit
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| More street cred than Vanilla Ice, I’m barely convinced
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| Both of you wore the same parachute dress
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| That didn’t even open when your careers took a plunge
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| Fired shots on your entire block
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| How can I be afraid of death when I die a lot? |
| (Whoops)
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| I heard Em disowned you, I might adopt (Lil Tay)
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| Popped up, buyin' shots, got blocked
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| Left your tabs open, Firefox
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| And how’s this guy still tweetin' from inside a box?
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| Did you Fall Out, Boy, and now you’re tryna rock?
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| Nice tat, now go binge on a giant cock
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| You got a record deal and I don’t (Bitch)
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| You can sign whatever you like but I won’t (Bad boy)
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| You don’t know, you don’t know
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| You don’t know me
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| You can hate all you like, say what you might
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| But I’ll never lose sleep (Nope)
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| You know what rhymes with Iggy Azalea? |
| (What?)
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| Talentless, overrated, chick from Australia (What else?)
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| Fake, plastic, paraphernalia
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| Ass and tits like they were bit by a tick with Malaria (Gross)
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| Yeah, now it’s our turn, shit
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| Joe Budden’s getting clicked like the power-on switch
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| Such a sour old bitch, and delirious
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| Sirius, you faker than Howard Stern’s wig
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| And you can hardly hang, 'bout to drop like Artie Lange
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| Retired from hip-hop the day the truck
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| To pick up the fuckin' garbage came, Charlamagne
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| And you can depart a plane into the ocean
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| So we never hear your retarded brain start again
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| Bhad Bhabi, you clearly a hoe
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| How you been 15 for three years in a row?
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| Go on Dr. Phil’s show, and call your mom a bitch
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| Now you’re makin' hits? |
| (Huh?)
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| And people got the nerve to ask why I’m an atheist?
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| Shit, no wonder I’m feeling alone
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| It’s a conspiracy, bro! |
| Earth is flat! |
| Not a sphere or a globe!
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| Eminem is a clone!
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| Kylie Jenner’s the richest woman alive from a career on her own!
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| Shit… I guess the world is full of idiots
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| No wonder I give up tryna give a shit (Aah!)
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| I’m Steve Jobs to this PC culture
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| So like Bruce Jenner’s dick, time to get rid of it (Oops)
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| Odd «Future», you’re way too predictable
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| 'Bout to cut you into more pieces than an Eminem interview (Haha)
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| By the way why you tryna make him sway, Sway?
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| Retract calling someone who called himself gay, gay
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| Damn, did you guys forget what rapping is? |
| (Huh?)
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| Fall on your head and forget who Marshall Mathers is? |
| (Huh?)
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| The church is jacking kids, Donald Trump is grabbing tits
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| But you’re mad at this? |
| (Wow)
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| Well, guess what? |
| (What?)
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| Tyler’s still a faggot bitch
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| You don’t know, you don’t know
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| You don’t know me
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| You can hate all you like, say what you might
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| But I’ll never lose sleep (Nope)
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| Hey, little troll, put the gun down (Gra-ta-ta-ta)
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| Everybody blood now
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| I got the munchies, you’re just lunch meat
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| I bring such heat, you must bring sunscreen (Woo!)
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| Yeah, I drove off a bridge, right into Crystal Lake
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| With my Lil Pump in the trunk wrapped in some tape
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| They call me Stan, fuck 'em, I’m rambunctious
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| Came back to life with an appetite for
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| Some clout chasing, an amp to fight more
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| Take a bite, it’s so damn delightful
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| They can hate, but they can’t deny me
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| They have an issue, Stans behind me
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| Blue, yellow, purple pills
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| Enter the Matrix, agent’s field
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| You all sound the same, it’s sick
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| You even look alike, face tats, and lisps
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| A bunch of hypocrites at the least, you fake cunts
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| At least I sound like the mothafuckin' greatest
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| You don’t know, you don’t know
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| You don’t know me
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| You can hate all you like, say what you might
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| But I’ll never lose sleep (Nope)
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| Sincerely, Stan
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| P. S. Fuck Logan Paul! |
| Ugh, fuck!
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| Spit your rhymes (Yeah) like that’s it |