| For losers and beer abusers, screw ups and human sewers
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| I’m a cesspool myself with a head full of wealth-y
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| Rich and sick shit thoughts that helps me to sell CDs
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| I mastered in givin' niggas gasps
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| As if asthma is constrictin' to clog the blunt passages
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| Act as if you don’t want an ass whippin, see?
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| Sometimes bein' a pussy can have its advantages
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| Isn’t it glamorous to get your asses beat
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| By one of the last emcees, 'til your cancellin' seats?
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| If the fans disagree, I make house calls
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| You keep it up, it’ll be tough bustin' nuts without balls
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| I’m just an outlaw who doesn’t belong
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| So strong I make my own squad look dumb on our songs
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| So when I put one of 'em on, niggas get so mad
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| I had to get a car system with a headphone jack
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| I’ve existed for eons, peons run, even three-on-one
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| My rhymes outshine like I got a neon tongue
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| In battle I’m gifted, it’s like I’m cata-calysmic
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| The baddest to spit it, my optics read data and digits
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| Like I’m Neo when I master the Matrix, faster than spaceships
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| But bring it back to the basics
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| I’m a flow fanatic, memory is photographic
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| When I was a little sperm, blasted out the prophylactic
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| Now I blow the static off your dusty phonograph
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| like the noses on some coke addicts
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| You wack jokes’ll get your back broke
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| Cause I keep it gangsta like Ice Cube with jheri curls and black locs
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| Fast to blast like white teens in black coats
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| Walkin' in math class and clap till the gat smokes
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| Your girl jocks me and clocks me like a track coach
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| You thought you had a doper flow, I don’t think so
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| You can call the feds and the army or the fuckin' navy
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| But you can’t stop a wild animal hungry with rabies
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| And I’m just that, while you sayin' you got gats cocked
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| Your whole platoon is lookin' like the Mister Softee mascot
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| I give a fuck if you Believe It or Not
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| I’ll rip Ripley’s limbs off and beat 'em with 'em till 'is body drops
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| It ain’t a question if this shit is the bomb
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| I’ll choke your bitch with a thong and dump 'er off on your lawn
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| It’s funny the way I lick shots off in the sound booth
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| I’m so hilarious I pull walk-bys in a clown suit
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| My niggas keep it gator
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| And while your album’s in stores now, it’s in the trash can later
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| I hate a fuckin' emcee who think that they can face the god Celph Titled
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| I’d rather use a rifle than a microphone to snipe you
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| Certified officially, we got the ill flow
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| And make headlines like a corduroy pillow |