| Put on my hat, put on my coat
|
| Go out back and feed my goat
|
| Nothing but a box of hot donuts on my mind
|
| Go to my car, I check my tires
|
| Fill my pocket with my favorite set of pliers
|
| I got some nuts to crack
|
| Hope they ain’t mine
|
| Got to be the first one up in the morning
|
| You got to catch 'em while they’re still in bed
|
| You got to be quick, don’t give 'em any warning
|
| You got a better chance of not winding up dead
|
| There’s a place I, I got to go by
|
| See the woman with the monkey with the glass eye
|
| Maybe get a tip on an old friend of mine
|
| His time is up, today’s the day
|
| The monkey said it’s time for him to pay
|
| Everybody knows you gotta do what the monkey say
|
| Got to be the first one up in the morning
|
| You got to catch 'em while they’re still in bed
|
| You got to be quick, don’t give 'em any warning
|
| You got a better chance of not winding up dead
|
| The day is done, my taps are run
|
| A nothing but another like the other one
|
| A couple of tokes
|
| And a cold one and I’ll be fine
|
| Got to be the first one up in the morning
|
| You got to catch 'em while they’re still in bed
|
| You got to be quick, don’t give 'em any warning
|
| You got a better chance of not winding up dead |