| I once had a friend named Campbell
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| He used rob, steal, drink and gamble
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| He did every thing that was low down
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| He was tomcattin' one night
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| When he started a big fight
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| A big policeman came and knocked him down
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| He’s in the jailhouse now
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| In the jailhouse now
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| I told him once or twice
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| To quit playin' cards and shootin' dice
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| He’s in the jailhouse now
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| I went out last Tuesday
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| Met a little girl named Susie
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| Told her I was the sharpest thing around
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| Now, first, she started callin' me honey
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| Then she started spendin' my money
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| We made every honky tonk in town
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| We’re in the jailhouse now
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| In the jailhouse now
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| Told him time and again
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| Lay off that whiskey, stop drinkin' that gin
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| He’s in the jailhouse now
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| Do da da do…
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| I went out last Tuesday (What?!)
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| Met a little girl named Susie (Who?!)
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| Told her I was the sharpest thing around
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| First, she started callin' me honey (Honey)
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| Then she started spendin' my money (Honey, honey)
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| We made every honky tonk in town (In this town)
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| We’re in the jailhouse now
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| In the jailhouse now
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| I told him time and again
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| Lay off that whiskey, stop drinkin' that gin
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| He’s in the jailhouse now
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| In the jailhouse now
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| I told him once or twice
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| Quit playin' cards and shootin' dice
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| He’s in the jailhouse now
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| In the jailhouse now
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| I told him several times
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| You’re wastin' your money spending your time
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| In the jailhouse now |