Lyrics Proto Culture - Del The Funky Homosapien

Proto Culture

Let me tell you about the Proto Culture
If you don’t know the culture, here’s the whole structure
We’ve had enough of the lackluster, trust us
We get the kind of games you can’t rent at Blockbuster
Game related, raise it bit by bit
Yo D, link up the cable we’ll go hit for hit
Phantasma plasma particle beam means I have ya
On the run-the rendered effects hot like magnas
I play games by Capcom with a Power Glove strapped on
On any platform, I don’t spend my dough on Phat Farm
Video games, I got many to play
Before my life expires;
fufill my desires
Mastering your hardest boss, shattering all stars across
Ain’t hard to cross the finish line, floatin' on Daytona
Wex, Gex or Klonoa, we get 'em all at cost
RPG, Platform, we transform like Macross
Rival schools, Batsu
Purchase, you ought to
It came with one free CD, it’s like I bought two
I hope they make part two for Dreamcast
'Cause games I’ve seen in mags, you won’t believe they have!
Getting callouses turning over asteroids
Graviton bombs destroyed
Getting moms annoyed
Now I’m hacking Nightmare Creatures, features
Splatter 'cross the screen, get more clean each year
I remember my homie Ed Coats had the most
A Colecovision, every week I’d visit
Playing Donkey Kong Jr., Venture, Roc’n Rope
Games I thought was dope while my moms was watching soaps
I’m on the next level
I got a double barrel shotgun in the Doom world waiting on the next devil
Armor’s low, check the arsenal
Rupture the main conductor playing Disruptor
I remember Ninja Gaiden, finished it finally
With Ramone, wouldn’t answer the phone
This was before getting blown
I own the first Nintendo Power
With the maps of Zelda, help me conquer in an hour
Let me tell you about the Proto Culture
If you don’t know the culture, here’s the whole structure
We’ve had enough of the lackluster, trust us
We get the kind of games you can’t rent at Blockbuster
Hey KU, you know my SEGA collection is massive
Got all the past hits and classics
Herzog Zwei, now Panzer Zwei
Originality that made me a fan today
It’s Pandemonium, it’s like Toys «R» Us
Flipping the next Saturn game brings out the boys in us
It’s poisonous, taking out the boys in blue
In Grand Theft Auto, snatch a Rolls Royce to use
Yeah, I’ll admit it, PlayStation improved
Come visit Feudal Japan with me and Tenchu
Bushido Blade 2 with swordplay so accurate
Mega Man Legends, but I had to buy a map for it
I’ll fence Hyo to get a Neo Geo
For Samurai 64 in full-rendered splendor
Rival counter and enter, my swords in his innards
My joint was playing Leonardo whuppin' on Splinter
I gotta get Xenogears, that’s the type of game that relieves my fears
Get it from overseas to here
I gotta get Psychic Force
Authentic arcade that I can endorse
They got me liking imports
I’ll need to be at the next E3
What’s the next CD?
I need to see me and D signing checks
Let’s float overseas, mingle with game companies
Giving tips to Capcom and Sega;
can’t front on these
To anyone who knew me better
Know I chose Saturn first 'cause it’s 2D heaven
Bernie Stolar dropped the ball with the RAM cartridge
X-Men vs. Street Fighter could’ve expanded the market
Marvel vs. Capcom, beyond fathom
Tell the truth, PlayStation ain’t ready to have 'em
Come on, I’ll bring the onslaught, Alpha and Omega
Khaos Unique brought to you by SEGA
Let me tell you about the Proto culture
If you don’t know the culture, here’s the whole structure
We’ve had enough of the lackluster, trust us
We get the kind of games you can’t rent at Blockbuster