| Flowers and wine is what I thought I would find
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| When I came home from working tonight
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| Well now here I stand, over this frying pan
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| And you want a cold one again
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| I bought these new heels, did my nails
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| Had my hair done just right
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| I thought this new dress was a sure bet
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| For romance tonight
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| Well it’s perfectly clear, between the TV and beer
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| I won’t get so much as a kiss
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| As I head for the door I turn around to be sure
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| Did I shave my legs for this
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| Now when we first met you promised we’d get
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| A house on a hill with a pool
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| Well this trailer stays wet and we’re swimmin' in debt
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| And now you want me to go back to school
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| I bought these new heels, did my nails
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| Had my hair done just right
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| I thought this new dress was a sure bet
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| For romance tonight
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| Well it’s perfectly clear, between the TV and beer
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| I won’t get so much as a kiss
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| As I head for the door I turn around to be sure
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| Did I shave my legs for this?
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| Darlin' did I shave my legs for this? |