| Here’s a happy tune
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| A happy tune
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| You’ll love to croon
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| You love to croon
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| They call it Dean’s song
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| Hey, you don’t seem to understand
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| Catchy as can be
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| I must agree
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| The melody
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| The melody
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| They call it Dean’s song
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| Looks like I’m gonna have to explain this thing
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| You don’t dig this scene
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| I’m saying, Dean, the song is Sam’s song
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| Sam, you’re just a ham
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| But Dean here’s the scam
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| The song was named after Sam
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| Sam who?
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| Sam Houston
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| May I say with pride where I reside
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| They call it Dean’s song
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| And that’s quite a group you have going for you
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| There’s no bigger choir that you could hire for singing Dean’s song
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| They make the Mormon Tabernacle sound like a trio
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| Sam it’s plain to see that you’re put out with me
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| Well I’m not just singing along
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| Tell you what I’ll do since I’m with you
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| We’ll call it Clyde’s song
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| Clyde’s song?
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| Here’s a happy tune
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| Its a sweet melody and I’m happy to say it was named after me but he’s calling
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| it
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| Clyde’s song
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| Catchy as can be
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| No I don’t like to beef and I’m sorry to say the man is a thief 'cause he’s
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| calling it
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| Clyde’s song
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| Nothing on your mind
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| There’s a lot on my mind and I’m standing here saying you’re being unkind
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| 'cause you’re calling it
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| Clyde’s song
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| My Italian friend we have reached the end
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| We don’t seem to blend
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| Sam, let’s compromise
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| Oh, I hear what you say but by that do you mean that you’ll do it your way and
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| call it
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| Sam’s song
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| Did he say Sam’s song?
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| Let’s give the ending a rhyme
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| But don’t nobody tell Clyde
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| That the name of this song is Sam’s song
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| It’s not Irving’s song
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| Sam’s song
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| It’s not even Mona’s song
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| Sam’s song
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| Only thing I know is when this record comes out it better have Sam’s song on it
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| or else you’ll get a nasty letter from Calhoun and a telephone call too
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| Hmmm I’m thinking you’re starting to get dirty down there |