| The naughty lady of shady lane has hit the town like a bomb
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| The back fence gossip’s ain’t been this good
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| Since mabel ran off with tom
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| Our town was peaceful and quiet before she came on the scene
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| The lady has started a riot disturbing the suburban routine
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| The naughty lady of shady lane has the town is a whirl
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| The naughty lady of shady lane mi-o-mio what a girl
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| You should see how she carries on with her admirers galore
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| She must be giving them quite a thrill the way they flock to her door
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| She throws those come hither glances at every tom, dick and joe
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| When offered some liquid refreshments the lady never never says no
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| The naughty lady of shady lane has the town in a whirl
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| The naughty lady of shady lane mi-o-mio what a girl
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| The things they’re trying to pin on her won’t hold much water i’m sure
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| Beneath the powder and fancy lace beats a heart sweet and pure
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| She just needs someone to change her then she’ll be nice as can be
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| If you’re in the neighbourhood stranger you’re welcome to drop in and see
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| The naughty lady of shady lane so delightful to hug
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| The naughty lady of shady lane
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| She’s delectable… quite respectable
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| And she’s only nine days old |