Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Open Up the Doghduse (Two Cats Are Coming In), artist - Dean Martin.
Date of issue: 31.12.2008
Song language: English
Open Up the Doghduse (Two Cats Are Coming In) |
Open up the doghouse |
Open up the doghouse |
Rover, Rover, move it over |
Two cats are comin' in |
Nat, you look like a man with a story, I sure have |
I told my wife we oughta save money |
That’s the way it’s gotta be, oh gotta, gotta be that way |
She cancelled all her charge accounts, gave all the gold to me |
Well, I can’t see what you did wrong |
Why was your woman so upset? |
Well, I put the money on a horse |
And he hasn’t showed up yet |
Open up the doghouse |
Open up the doghouse |
Rover, Rover, move it over |
Two cats are comin' in |
Well, Dean, what’s your problem? |
Here it is |
I gave my wife a beautiful fur coat, you did? |
Told her it was genuine mink, rich man |
I took her out to show it off |
Then we stopped in for a drink, oh cocktails |
Well, I know your wife was really thrilled |
How come you two had a spat? |
Oh, it’s easy, you see |
It started to rain, the coat got wet |
And mink just don’t smell like that |
Timber |
Open up the doghouse |
Open up the doghouse |
Rover, Rover, move it over |
Two cats are comin' in |
Let’s hear it, Nat, you know what |
You know what though |
What? |
There’s just one way to handle a woman |
Dean, we just got to treat 'em rough |
We gotta slap 'em, that’s right |
We gotta show 'em who wears the pants |
Cut out that sissy, sissy stuff |
Now it ain’t no use to take abuse |
Whenever they are cranky or cross |
Let’s put the women in their place |
And we’ll show them who’s the boss |
Open up the doghouse |
Two cats are comin' in |