| Open up the doghouse
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| Open up the doghouse
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| Rover, Rover, move it over
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| Two cats are comin' in
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| Nat, you look like a man with a story, I sure have
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| I told my wife we oughta save money
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| That’s the way it’s gotta be, oh gotta, gotta be that way
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| She cancelled all her charge accounts, gave all the gold to me
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| Well, I can’t see what you did wrong
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| Why was your woman so upset?
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| Well, I put the money on a horse
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| And he hasn’t showed up yet
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| Open up the doghouse
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| Open up the doghouse
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| Rover, Rover, move it over
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| Two cats are comin' in
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| Well, Dean, what’s your problem? |
| Here it is
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| I gave my wife a beautiful fur coat, you did?
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| Told her it was genuine mink, rich man
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| I took her out to show it off
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| Then we stopped in for a drink, oh cocktails
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| Well, I know your wife was really thrilled
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| How come you two had a spat?
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| Oh, it’s easy, you see
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| It started to rain, the coat got wet
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| And mink just don’t smell like that
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| Timber
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| Open up the doghouse
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| Open up the doghouse
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| Rover, Rover, move it over
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| Two cats are comin' in
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| Let’s hear it, Nat, you know what
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| You know what though
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| What?
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| There’s just one way to handle a woman
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| Dean, we just got to treat 'em rough
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| We gotta slap 'em, that’s right
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| We gotta show 'em who wears the pants
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| Cut out that sissy, sissy stuff
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| Now it ain’t no use to take abuse
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| Whenever they are cranky or cross
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| Let’s put the women in their place
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| And we’ll show them who’s the boss
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| Open up the doghouse
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| Two cats are comin' in |
Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Open Up The Doghouse (Two Cats Are Comin' In), artist - Dean Martin. Album song Saga All Stars: Dino Swings! / Selected Singles 1949-56, in the genre