| I’m from a little country town where the sky is blue
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| Friday nights around here ain’t a whole lot to do
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| So I went and called up sweet Becky Lou
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| Said how’d you like to go for a drive?
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| I took her in my truck to the railroad tracks
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| Lit a cozy fire for a little romance
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| I sang her a song and she reached for my hand
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| When daddy busted outta the woods
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| He said
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| Stop it right there! |
| hands in the air
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| We think there’s somethin you kids ought to know
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| Ya scared your momma half to death, we’ve been searchin the sticks
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| Tryin to find you and dang that was close
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| Her daddy’s older nephew might be twice removed
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| But she’s the daughter of an uncle related to you
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| You might not wanna go swimmin in the same gene pool
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| Don’t be touchin that’s your cousin
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| I turned around to look at becky and she looked at me
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| We broke the law of attraction almost instantly
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| Her pretty brown hair went to ugly and green
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| And she gave me my coat back
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| So we packed it in but the night was young
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| She said if you don’t mind id still like to have fun
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| There’s a show called deliverance on rerun
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| Down at the cinema
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| Stop it right there! |
| hands in the air
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| We think there’s somethin you kids ought to know
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| Ya scared your momma half to death, we’ve been searchin the sticks
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| Tryin to find you and dang that was close
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| Her daddy’s older nephew might be twice removed
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| But shes the daughter of an uncle related to you
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| We need a little separation in our gene pool
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| Don’t be touchin that’s your cousin
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| Well I ran into becky just the other day
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| At the new online internet cafe
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| She was lookin for a man from the ukraine
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| On eharmony |