| Yo Logan, botgun that sheer!
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| Get the vibe goin' right in here
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| Gotta write a jam. |
| The one everyone wants to hear
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| Crashing, flowing, swirling right from the start
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| Except not with those lyrics, we already have a song about a shark!!!
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| OH SHIT! |
| It’s the death metal riff! |
| I better sing about some face ripping,
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| cat-raping bullshit!
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| Sit in my room and write about some brutal shit I know I’m never gonna do!
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| We gotta make it thrash!
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| And make 'em bang their heads real fast
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| Make sure this song is really FUCKING STUPID!
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| I think my vocals are pretty good so far
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| And I’m kinda ripped, so for this next part
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| I’m gonna riff with the guitar
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| Two minutes long, and fast as fuck!
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| This song is sick, but missing one part
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| «Oh, yeah? |
| What is that?»
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| We gotta get the kids, moving
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| Circle pitting, and singing along
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| I’ve got a really original idea
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| Of how I think we should end this song!
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| END
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| THIS
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| SONG
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| WITH A FUCKING BREAKDOWN!!! |