| Flying cars
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| Higher buildings
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| Cyborgs
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| World War 4
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| U.S Civil War 2027
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| Made in USA prints on China’s Tupperware
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| North Korea somehow destroys itself
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| Oh man the future!
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| Chips in our brains
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| Pay via thought process
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| Robots
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| No jobs
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| No money
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| Everything is free
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| One man or woman at the top
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| Menism
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| Oh man the future!
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| Oh man the future
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| Is coming a lot sooner…
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| Oh man the future!
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| It becomes okay for the white man to say vinegar
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| Black people are over it
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| Except for right now
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| The oppression has been forgotten
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| Religion is dead
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| Everyone is logical but they don’t know why
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| Oh man the future!
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| Social networking
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| Replaced by social interaction
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| Virtual reality becomes sub reality
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| People make money off of being good at a life in a virtual game
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| Oh man the future!
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| Humans have evolved into humans with way less hair, more brain power and weaker
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| bodies
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| We become what we thought to be aliens
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| But we realize we are the aliens
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| Oh the future!
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| Oh man the future
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| Is coming a lot sooner…
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| 39 more U.S. Presidents until a woman finally makes it into office
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| Not that it’ll matter
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| 'Cause a year later a revolution happens and the war for hunger and poverty ends
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| The government is destroyed
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| Oh man the future!
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| People create drugs to trick the body into thinking it’s getting the nutrients
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| it needs to survive
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| Food no longer necessary
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| Oh man the future!
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| Resources are replaced with drugs
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| The drugs are the resources
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| And the chemicals become the resources in order to create the drugs
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| Oh man the future!
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| New diseases emerge
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| The higher up people don’t give a shit
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| Who the hell are they anyway?
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| Why don’t they ever say anything about themselves?
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| My friends start dying
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| Oh man I die
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| Oh man the world dies
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| Oh man the future!
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| And as I say all this I piss off the Buddhist on the comer of Hollywood and
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| Highland
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| Not that I would hang out there…
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| Oh man the future!
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| Oh man the humor
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| Is coming a lot sooner
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| Oh man the future
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| Is becoming a lot cooler
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| Oh man the future
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| Without Ferris Bueller
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| Say goodbye to your favorite movie stars!
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| Oh man the future
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| Is coming a lot sooner
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| Lots of people seem to be trying to do what others are not doing
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| But then it will just switch
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| Since everyone is trying to do what everyone is not doing
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| Then it turns into what everyone is essentially doing
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| And then people will just start doing what other people actually are doing
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| But consciously aware of it
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| And approaching it in an artistic manner rather than obviously following the
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| trend
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| And to even to determine who is actually accomplishing this is very difficult
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| 'Cause since everyone is doing it
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| It’s harder to prove
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| Oh man the future!
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| The future!
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| And I hope when we’re old
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| We won’t be so alone
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| In a cave stuck in space
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| Just a chip in your brain
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| Oh man the future
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| Is coming a lot sooner
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| Personal satellites to get rid of cell phone bills
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| Customizable babies
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| Genetical dimensioneering
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| Extremely fragrant weather changes
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| Australia lowers its gravity
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| Tesla creates a giant ladder to the moon
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| Oh man the future!
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| Archaeologists discover Facebook |