| I said you’re the woman from last night
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| Standing just to my right
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| You’re the one that said I was sweet
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| When I left your kiss in my cheek
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| And said we could hook up sometime maybe
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| Well now is a good a time as any
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| She said I don’t mean to offend you
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| But you’re not quite how I remembered you
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| You seemed to look a lot better then
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| But I think you’re nice as a friend
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| So pull up a seat and sit down
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| We’re just having a drink and hanging out
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| So I tried to play it sexy and hurt
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| She said I came across as an introvert
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| So I changed to being a deep and profound
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| Until she asked me if I was feeling down
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| And when I told her that I was well read
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| She looked at me and just said: Waouf waouf !
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| You’re trying too hard but keep trying
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| You’re trying too hard but keep trying
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| You’re trying too hard but keep trying
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| Whatever it is I’m not buying
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| So I phoned her that weekend
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| She said she’s seeing a barman called jonathan
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| He wears nice clothes and keeps his hair neat
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| But I could give her a call back next week
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| So next week we’re out to coffee
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| She tells me she’s really gone off me
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| I say gone off me? |
| Hey you don’t know me
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| She said exactly so don’t phone me
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| I said you haven’t even given this a chance
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| She smiled and looked with a glance and said: Waouf waouf !
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| You’re trying too hard but keep trying
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| You’re trying too hard but keep trying
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| You’re trying too hard but keep trying
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| Whatever it is I’m not buying
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| You’re trying too hard but keep trying
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| You’re trying too hard but keep trying
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| You’re trying too hard but keep trying
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| Whatever it is I’m not buying
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| When is this loneliness gonna end and
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| When will they stop crawling about their boyfriends (boyfriends)
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| When is a girl gonna get with me (me)
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| There must be one in this city see? |
| (see)
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| All I want is something that’s real (real)
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| I’m tired of having to spiel (spiel)
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| Two months later she phones me up now
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| Saying hey I heard you’re doing well now
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| Let’s you and me go out for a meal
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| 'Cause I’ve never told you how I really feel
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| So how about it and you can meet me
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| I said which me did you wanna see?
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| I got a girl now who knows who I am
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| So I can be my own man I’m flattered but
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| You’re trying too hard but keep trying
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| You’re trying too hard but keep trying
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| You’re trying too hard but keep trying
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| Whatever it is I’m not buying
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| You’re trying too hard but keep trying
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| You’re trying too hard but keep trying
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| You’re trying too hard but keep trying
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| Whatever it is I’m not buying |