| Well, hi, Simon
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| (Hi)
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| Theodore
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| (Hi)
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| Alvin, I see you got here early
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| And you’re rehearsing the band
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| That’s very good
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| You know I would
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| What’s that great big expensive
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| Orchestra waiting for over there?
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| Oh, boy, I’m sure glad they don’t belong to
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| Alvin, Alvin, say something, Alvin
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| (Everybody ready Violins, saxophones, trumpets)
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| You mean you hired all those musicians
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| (You bet, I did)
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| You know how much a
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| Fifty piece orchestra costs
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| (Ready, boys)
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| Wait a minute, you don’t need
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| A fifty piece orchestra to play for
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| Oh, how we love to go for a ride
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| And see the country far and wide
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| Look at the snow and the frost
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| Will you wait?
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| We roll the windows up and down
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| And toot the horn in every town
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| Who cares what the orchestra costs
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| I’ll tell you who
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| We’re happy while we’re rolling along
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| We’re singing every goofy song
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| Boy, what a joy, what fun
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| Children waving you a big hello
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| Why, you’ve got friends
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| You didn’t even know
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| How we love to go for a ride
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| And see the country far and wide
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| It’s great when you’re on the go
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| Let’s go
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| Alvin, put that baton down and listen to me
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| You just cannot go around
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| Listen, fifty musicians costs over
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| Let me see, two thousand times fifty
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| Do you realize?
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| Alvin, stop leading that expensive orchestra
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| And come over here
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| Children waving you a big hello
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| And he’s still worrying about the dough
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| How we love to go for a ride
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| And see the country far and wide
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| It’s great when you’re on the go
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| Alvin, will you cut it out?
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| What do you think we’re
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| Gonna pay this orchestra with chestnuts?
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| Now listen to
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| Slow down, buddy
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| I absolutely cannot understand
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| A single word you’re saying
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| You can’t understand a word I’m saying
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| You can’t understand a word I’m saying
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| Simon, Theodore, will you cut out that
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| Wah, wah, wah and listen to me
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| Orchestra, will you please go home?
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| Alvin, stop leading that orchestra
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| Alvin, Alvin |