| I just don’t get it
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| What does she see in him?
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| They’re nothing like we were
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| Damn he’s so small town
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| She’s such a city girl
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| I’m absolutely sure he’s not the one for her
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| But still he gets to kiss the queen
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| While I’m down here on my own
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| He sits next to her like her king
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| While I’m in the shadows
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| He’s bland, he’s ordinary
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| He’s such bore but everybody knows
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| When the curtains close
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| He’ll be kissing his queen
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| I’ll just walk home alone
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| He’s her new everything
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| So that makes me the Average Joe
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| I thought we were the real thing
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| We were just one wedding ring short
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| Of a once in a life time love
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| Well, now that it’s over
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| I just don’t understand
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| How she thinks they compare to us
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| He’ll never be good enough
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| But still he gets to kiss the queen
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| While I’m down here on my own
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| He sits next to her like her king
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| While I’m in the shadows
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| He’s bland, he’s ordinary
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| He’s such bore but everybody knows
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| When the curtains close
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| He’ll be kissing his queen
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| I’ll just walk home alone
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| He’s her new everything
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| That makes me the Average Joe
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| Now I’m a punch line
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| I’m the story that everyone knows
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| Of how even the invisible
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| Can become an Average Joe
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| Bridge
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| No more kissing the queen
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| I’ll never sit on the throne
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| Right next to her like her king
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| I’m in the shadows
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| He’s bland, he’s ordinary
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| He’s such bore but everybody knows
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| When the curtains close
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| He’ll be kissing his queen
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| I’ll just walk home alone
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| He’s her new everything
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| That makes me the Average Joe |